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EVERYWHERE, EVERWHERE, TIS PUMPKIN SPICE

EVERYWHERE, EVERYWHERE, ‘TIS PUMPKIN SPICE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The leaves haven't even thought about turning, still stubbornly clinging to summer's green, but the grocery store screams orange. You see them, the usual suspects, transformed. Twinkies, once golden vanilla sponge cakes, now a suspiciously orange hue, promising pumpkin spice bliss. Hostess Cupcakes, frosted swirls of autumnal delight, their chocolate depths now haunted by the ghost of gourd. Oreos, America's favorite cookie, now betraying their chocolate heart for a limited-edition fling with their pumpkin spice centers. And M&Ms, ah those little, candy-coated spheres of madness, each one a tiny, orange lie, whispering of harvest festivals and sweater weather. ‘Tis a pumpkin spice apocalypse, a sugary sweet, nutmeg and cinnamon invasion. I laugh, a little crazed, a little delighted. Bring it on, I say, to the Twinkies, the Hostess cupcakes, the Oreos, the M&Ms, let pumpkin spice reign supreme! Yes, let's be honest, it's ridiculous, but I'm totally here for it. Now, where’s the pumpkin spice Pepto Bismol?!
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Gauthier Avatar
September 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Love how sweet this poem is and the humour at the end ! P.S. noticed you have a Y missing in the title.
DiMino Avatar
August 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
"Now, where’s the pumpkin spice Pepto Bismol?!" --Yep, if only my eyes and mouth did all the digesting. Brilliant write! Love it.
Etgen-Baker Avatar
August 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
thanks for visiting, Joe. I'm glad you enjoyed my spur of the moment write....if only pumpkin spice Pepto Bismol were real :-) enjoy your evening, Sara
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