Epigram Couplet Contest

Epigram Couplet Contest
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Belly ache when the basketball game had started,
I was shooting a lay up, and accidentally farted!


Written: November 21, 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 11/25/2015 11:54:00 PM
That would be embarrassing! Congrats on your win, Laura! Love, Kim
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Date: 11/24/2015 6:05:00 PM
Hi Laura, Congratulations on your awesome and sweet Epigram couplet win. Have yourself a wonderful, blessed Thanksgiving Day. Love SKAT
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Date: 11/24/2015 9:21:00 PM
Thank you very much SKAT..and yet another thank you for welcoming me to PS with open arms. You're guidance helped me in the beginning. You were the first one to greet me, and I really appreciate that.. *smiles* *hugs* -lu
Date: 11/24/2015 5:05:00 PM
It can turn any face red Laura, especially if the person in question is female! Congratulations on your wonderful win!
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Date: 11/24/2015 4:53:00 PM
Congratulations Laura
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Date: 12/9/2015 9:06:00 PM
Thank you Nayda:)
Date: 11/24/2015 12:03:00 PM
..back with congratulations, Laura...well done! // paul
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Date: 11/24/2015 12:34:00 PM
Thank you Paul very much! :) *smiles*
Date: 11/24/2015 10:24:00 AM
Lol! Laura, I'm reminded of an old joke "It' s better to let it out and be in shame than to hold in you're (gut) stomach and be in pain". Congratulations on your winning write it was well deserved:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/24/2015 11:58:00 AM
lol! Thanks Alexis :) -lu *smiles*
Date: 11/24/2015 9:24:00 AM
hahaha. Bad if it is a loud one!! Congrats on the win
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Date: 11/24/2015 11:58:00 AM
lol this happened to my 9 year old daughter last year during her basketball game!! When she told us we laughed our butts off :) hehe -lu *smiles*
Date: 11/24/2015 9:15:00 AM
Haha.... Love this! Congratulation on your win!
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Date: 11/24/2015 11:57:00 AM
Thank you Eve! :) -lu *smiles*
Date: 11/23/2015 9:01:00 AM
I just hate when that happens, well done and good luck in the contest
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Date: 11/23/2015 11:01:00 AM
lol thank you :) ~lu *smiles*
Date: 11/23/2015 4:00:00 AM
Hi....purpose for humour totally solved....ha,ha...gl
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Date: 11/23/2015 7:53:00 AM
Thank you Rizwana :) -lu *smiles*
Date: 11/22/2015 1:26:00 PM
This made me laugh, Laura:) Well...epigrams are meant to be funny! gl in the contest. Regards // paul
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Date: 11/22/2015 2:19:00 PM
aha, Thank you :) It happened to my daughter last year who was only 9 years old! lol
Date: 11/21/2015 11:07:00 PM
This one made me laugh in surprise (that can make you fart too!). I still have a smile on my face. Great couplet for the contest. hugs. : )
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Date: 11/22/2015 11:03:00 AM
Thank you Janece! You're cute:)
Date: 11/21/2015 10:47:00 AM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 11/21/2015 11:44:00 AM
:)
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