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Ephraim Crud

My old pal from another site
Contacted me today
He wondered where I'd gotten to
Wondered where I'd strayed

Quite a catchy monicker eh?
Grabbed your attention I bet
He's way out there in the outer limits
Hit it off as soon as we met

Looks like he might be joining us 
Here on Poetry Soup
A great addition but please beware
He often uses the word poop

So join me in a big hearty welcome
To my good friend Ephraim Crud
I know you're going to love this guy
So send him a big verbal hug



© Jack Ellison 2013

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Delysia Hendricks Date: 3/5/2013 1:34:00 PM Good one, Jack. I have to agree with everything you said about Ephraim in this well-written piece. He's certainly my fave poet of all times. I can't wait to read about the hilarious Wapping Street lot again. A genius poet with a unique style for sure. :):):) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/5/2013 4:42:00 PM So you're an ex-FanStory friend too! Are you still a member there? I find P-Soup less competitive... anyway, it was time for a change after 3 years! Now about our mutual friend Ephraim, isn't he a hoot! He certainly has a style all his own! LOL Big hugs, Jack xox

Ephraim Crud Date: 3/5/2013 1:26:00 PM aww, Bud, this is wonderful! you're too kind, my friend, too kind. geez, you kinda took the wind out me arse with this! oh shit, i swore....sorry! anyways, thank you most kindly, my friend. i cannot thank you enough of my blathering. i'll see me in tears. THANK YOU! and to all those who've welcomed me with their comments. whoop-whoop! (oh, by the way mate, i posted 'all things shite and miserable' on here last night. wink, wink!) Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/5/2013 4:36:00 PM Now, next is how are we going to get you known here on The Soup! One way is for you to review others and they in turn look at yours! I wish you oodles of success here my good man! Cheers!

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/5/2013 5:37:00 AM Welcome aboard Ephram Crud! A great name for a poet if you ask me! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/5/2013 5:41:00 AM He can be a bit naughty but he's a hoot! GREAT NAME indeed! Have a good one my friend!

Donna Jones Date: 3/4/2013 8:34:00 PM Okie dokie Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/5/2013 5:24:00 AM Thank you dearest friend! Check your Soup Mail PLEASE! Love and big big warm hugs, Jack xox

Sara Kendrick Date: 3/4/2013 1:23:00 PM Reads like a different kind of person..Sara Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/4/2013 1:27:00 PM YUP! But a bunch of fun and very clever! Huggggggs Jack xox

Carol Eastman Date: 3/4/2013 7:19:00 AM Oh No... Not the last one to know again... Snicker... Pretty soon we'll be calling this PottySoup... because of all the potty humor... LOL... I like it.... Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/4/2013 7:25:00 AM ROTFLMAO! Potty Soup... love it! I seem to remember you recently became a card carrying member of the Potty Brigade! LOL He's a looney from Jolly Old! Huggggs xox

Russell Sivey Date: 3/4/2013 5:53:00 AM I will welcome him here on the Soup my friend, a friend of yours is a friend of mine! This is a wonderful and creative write! I thoroughly loved reading this incredible poem this morning! What a delightful piece, Great Work!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 3/4/2013 6:23:00 AM He is definitely a HOOT... hope he stays! His humour is a little off the wall but fun! Thanks again Russell! Cheers!