En Guard

Poop in a box Poop in a box I'm sending by mail my poop in a box. No cost to me the postage is free poop in a box poop in a box. I treat people nice with sugar and spice, never wanting to hurt their feelings, Yet there are those few, who turn on you sometimes sending you reeling. To those who do do, my cautious advice, Take this to heart, always think twice. There are many nice things to be sent in this manner presented right to your door, giving me some naughty ideas, I simply can't ignore. One can put--socks in a box rocks in a box, blocks in a box crocs in a box lox in a box (or SNL) a dick in a box. No cards or letters no candy or flowers this choice is ultimately mine. I choose this gift, please don't be offended on vile behaviors needing to be amended. You may be at work or hard at play, or just having yourself that wonderful day-- From out of the blue, or should I say brown, a Special delivery for you. It's not really payback but rather a lesson, for those shady seeds you've sown. My purpose is true, this gift says "You", poop in a box poop in a box.