Empty Cafe

I’ve heard my cooking’s pretty bad
And here’s the damning proof:
A wedding party started lunch
And vanished pronto - poof!

The waiter cleared away the plates
And didn’t pick up tips;
The food was barely touched; he said,
‘It didn’t pass their lips.’

He says the group had rushed away
And vowed, ‘We won’t return.’
The brides’ mom left a recipe
And scribbled, ‘Read and learn.’

My café’s empty, all is still;
They didn’t even pay the bill...


Jack Horne, 25th January, for Nette’s Café Musings contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Johnson Avatar
March 8, 2014 at 10:30 AM
Well call the cops, that's no excuse to run out on the tab. And frankly it's just plain abuse, I'm sure your food is fab. :)
Guzzi Avatar
February 15, 2014 at 7:34 PM
Congrad's on your win. Light & love
Mehta Avatar
February 11, 2014 at 8:08 AM
Lovely write on the café musings and congrats on the win, jack
Hamilton Avatar
February 11, 2014 at 7:11 AM
very nice poem Jack congrats on fine win hugs
Britt Avatar
February 10, 2014 at 11:53 PM
I enjoyed your poem, Jack. Good read. CTB
Thirtyseven Avatar
February 3, 2014 at 9:23 PM
I've just put up a Tweet which should hopefully get me some interest today. So here goes, may people be looking. If you're interested this currently has 76 views. I'll check back tomorrow.
Horsman Avatar
January 30, 2014 at 4:18 PM
Many lessons to be learn't here jack,,, but the poetry still goes rolling on,, and as enjoyable as ever,,,
Haick Avatar
January 29, 2014 at 10:03 PM
LOL...Perfect rhyming stacked with more humor! Enjoyed as always! Great job, Jack! xxx Annalise
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 29, 2014 at 6:14 PM
This was a hoot Jack. I hope it does well in the contest!
Dietrich Avatar
January 27, 2014 at 8:01 PM
hmmm, BAD CAFE should be the title. SOunds like the food doesn't pass the taste test!! Good one, Jack. I bet Nette will love it!!
Thirtyseven Avatar
January 27, 2014 at 3:48 AM
I hope that this poem gets the congrats that it deserves. Either which way, can I tweet it, please?
Mehta Avatar
January 27, 2014 at 12:28 AM
Nice humor, Jack
Sivey Avatar
January 27, 2014 at 12:04 AM
Ha ha, this is another one of your very humorous writes my friend! I haven't decided how I will approach this contest yet! I'm still debating! I really love your approach to this contest Jack! What a brilliant piece this one is, Great Work!!
Gorelick Avatar
January 26, 2014 at 6:42 PM
Hey Ill come over if we can order out...good one.! BG
Kendrick Avatar
January 26, 2014 at 5:34 PM
Reads like a winner ...Very imaginative..That would be bad very bad for sure..Thanks for the visits..Sara
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