Embarrassed - Not Me

Before I had my surgery My body I kept private Now I speak of it quite candidly And graphically describe it I think maybe the hospital Puts something in their air That kills all inhibitions And causes one to share And like a brand new mother Who just had had her baby I’ll share things with another That you shouldn’t tell a lady I’ll let you in on secretes On how my body works I’ll describe the side effects And tell if there are perks I’ll make you cringe or grimace I’ll embarrass you as well In my current situation There ain’t nothing I won’t tell Don’t know if I’ll continue Don’t know when this will end Till then just please bare with me Or if nothing else - pretend