Elation To Deflation

As I worked out at the gym one night
My eyes were captured in sight
By a beauty so young
With a curvy pert bum
She winked, was that the green light

Over the weeks we chatted and dated
My breasts she says, are so underrated
I said what can I do
To enhance them for you
And make you feel so elated

Oh honey, would you do that for me
When I undress you'll like what you see
They'll be so inflated
And I'll be glad that I dated
From flat chested I'll be so busty

So of to the plastic surgeon she went
Saying my money has been really well spent
I'll call you later my dear
At the gym don't you fear
In your mind you'll be full of torment

I waited and the call never came
Middle aged I'm just not in the game
I've been so well done
By a curvy pert bum
My bank balance will never be the same





For the Genius or Criminal? contest :)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 9/30/2011 1:02:00 PM
LOL Very funny, James. The other first place winner had a man playing a trick on a woman and now yours has a woman tricking a man. Great work! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/29/2011 11:18:00 AM
Love this James-Very descriptive and great use of words-curvy pert bum-that is great-congrats. to you :)
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Date: 9/29/2011 7:19:00 AM
Congratulations on a well thought out write James and a super win. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/29/2011 5:49:00 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest of Natalie, James
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Date: 9/29/2011 4:44:00 AM
Congratulations James. On your win of course not on your bad luck with the crafty lady. :-) cheers Margaret
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:20:00 AM
Ah James, can't believe its true. Great poem, cute story. Well done on your first place win. Congratulations. Lee
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Date: 9/29/2011 12:17:00 AM
oh, I remember THIS one, James. GREAT for you. Congrats on this top win!!
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Date: 9/28/2011 8:48:00 PM
that hussy! you should "accidentally" run into her with 2 pushpins! congratulations on your win :P
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Date: 9/28/2011 7:57:00 PM
Congrats James on a fantastic first place win with this dynamic entry full of dazzling lines representing Natalie's theme luv..
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Date: 9/8/2011 11:27:00 PM
hahaha, that made me laugh. Good one for the contest. True or not true? hahaha
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Date: 9/8/2011 6:47:00 PM
this is excellent James, todays world indeed, very funny, yet a serious side to the poem. hope you are well, i'm in the uk now after 45 years away. will take a long time to settle i think. Harry
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