Andrea Dietrich Poet Rhyme

Egg Bomb

I accidentally let one loose -
like an egg bomb laid by a sick goose.
It smelled like a place where they mass produce
sulfuric acid for nostril abuse!
I got out the spray can to introduce
sweet smell to the air. It couldn’t reduce
the odor! The stench was so profuse,
a cop would have fined me for the misuse
of weaponry – which was my caboose!
“The dog did it,” was my lame excuse.
“You bad dog, get out of here now. Vamoose!”


July 11, 2018 for  "I Accidentally let one loose" Contest
Now for  Jesse Rowe's Second Chance For The Unloved Poem Poetry Contest

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Line Gauthier August 13, 2018 at 6:08 AM Well written, Andrea. Very funny.

Jack Horne July 26, 2018 at 11:00 AM LMAO, had a good laugh at this

Lindsay Laurie July 15, 2018 at 10:06 PM G'day Andrea … very amusing Andrea. I wonder who the dog blamed - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay

Chris Hagy July 15, 2018 at 2:56 PM Thanks for the laugh today Andrea! :0...such clever use of rhyme!...and heh, we're only human! p.s. my husband used to blame the dog too! :0

Judy Ball July 14, 2018 at 12:29 PM Too cute Andrea. Reminds me of a story I read about a man who went to visit a local priest. His housekeeper was very old and had no control over that. She served them tea and as she left let out a really loud one which sent the priest's dog running for cover. The priest explained to his guest,"When Mrs. So and So passes wind we beat the dog." Loved this. God Bless, JB

Haley Fisher July 13, 2018 at 10:21 PM Andrea, so good. I really liked the line "of weaponary - which was my caboose !". Also, the poor dog getting blamed for it.

Janice Canerdy July 13, 2018 at 6:25 PM Andrea, this poem is a real HOOT! Love it! Janice

Faraz Ajmal July 13, 2018 at 2:53 PM Lol, such a funny poem this is, I truly enjoyed reading it, especially the past two lines, best wishes for a win, good luck and have a really nice day

M. L. Kiser July 13, 2018 at 10:56 AM Please don't make me pee my panties again...beat of luck in the contest; this one should do it.

Jack Ellison July 13, 2018 at 9:36 AM Fun stiff dear Andrea!!!!! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX

Ralph Sergi July 12, 2018 at 5:43 PM Hi Andrea: You and Jan Allison should form a team! Your poem makes bad taste read as GOOD TASTE! I wish you luck in the contest

Connie Marcum Wong July 12, 2018 at 5:03 PM Blaming it on the poor dog LOL! How many people do you think do that? This has got winner written all over it! Thanks for the laugh Andrea. xxoo

Pashang Salehi July 12, 2018 at 1:38 PM Hilarious ... So, who did it? cute, very cute... Pashang Salehi July 15, 2018 at 1:32 AM I came to see who did it? LOL

John Gondolf July 12, 2018 at 6:27 AM I needed the laugh this morning, Andrea, thank you...

Caren Krutsinger July 12, 2018 at 2:29 AM This one is a gas, Andrea!

John Lawless July 11, 2018 at 9:34 PM four deviled eggs and a pup tent later.....

Carole Duet July 11, 2018 at 9:24 PM Wow, Andrea! You never cease to amaze me. I didn't like the subject of this contest but you have turned it into a delightful comedy. Love it and FAVED. :D

Agnes Krampe July 11, 2018 at 5:14 PM Love the creative monorhyme, Andrea. Good luck in the contest.