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Egg Bomb

I accidentally let one loose - like an egg bomb laid by a sick goose. It smelled like a place where they mass produce sulfuric acid for nostril abuse! I got out the spray can to introduce sweet smell to the air. It couldn’t reduce the odor! The stench was so profuse, a cop would have fined me for the misuse of weaponry – which was my caboose! “The dog did it,” was my lame excuse. “You bad dog, get out of here now. Vamoose!” July 11, 2018 for "I Accidentally let one loose" Contest Now for Jesse Rowe's Second Chance For The Unloved Poem Poetry Contest

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Line Gauthier

Date: 8/13/2018 6:08:00 AM

Well written, Andrea. Very funny.

Jack Horne

Date: 7/26/2018 11:00:00 AM

LMAO, had a good laugh at this

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/15/2018 10:06:00 PM

G'day Andrea … very amusing Andrea. I wonder who the dog blamed - thanks for the chuckle - Lindsay

Chris Hagy

Date: 7/15/2018 2:56:00 PM

Thanks for the laugh today Andrea! :0...such clever use of rhyme!...and heh, we're only human! p.s. my husband used to blame the dog too! :0

Judy Ball

Date: 7/14/2018 12:29:00 PM

Too cute Andrea. Reminds me of a story I read about a man who went to visit a local priest. His housekeeper was very old and had no control over that. She served them tea and as she left let out a really loud one which sent the priest's dog running for cover. The priest explained to his guest,"When Mrs. So and So passes wind we beat the dog." Loved this. God Bless, JB

Haley Fisher

Date: 7/13/2018 10:21:00 PM

Andrea, so good. I really liked the line "of weaponary - which was my caboose !". Also, the poor dog getting blamed for it.

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/13/2018 6:25:00 PM

Andrea, this poem is a real HOOT! Love it! Janice

Faraz Ajmal

Date: 7/13/2018 2:53:00 PM

Lol, such a funny poem this is, I truly enjoyed reading it, especially the past two lines, best wishes for a win, good luck and have a really nice day

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/13/2018 10:56:00 AM

Please don't make me pee my panties again...beat of luck in the contest; this one should do it.

Jack Ellison

Date: 7/13/2018 9:36:00 AM

Fun stiff dear Andrea!!!!! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX

Ralph Sergi

Date: 7/12/2018 5:43:00 PM

Hi Andrea: You and Jan Allison should form a team! Your poem makes bad taste read as GOOD TASTE! I wish you luck in the contest

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/12/2018 5:03:00 PM

Blaming it on the poor dog LOL! How many people do you think do that? This has got winner written all over it! Thanks for the laugh Andrea. xxoo

Pashang Salehi

Date: 7/12/2018 1:38:00 PM

Hilarious ... So, who did it? cute, very cute...

Pashang Salehi
Date: 7/15/2018 1:32:00 AM

I came to see who did it? LOL

John Gondolf

Date: 7/12/2018 6:27:00 AM

I needed the laugh this morning, Andrea, thank you...

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 7/12/2018 2:29:00 AM

This one is a gas, Andrea!

John Lawless

Date: 7/11/2018 9:34:00 PM

four deviled eggs and a pup tent later.....

Carole Duet

Date: 7/11/2018 9:24:00 PM

Wow, Andrea! You never cease to amaze me. I didn't like the subject of this contest but you have turned it into a delightful comedy. Love it and FAVED. :D

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/11/2018 5:14:00 PM

Love the creative monorhyme, Andrea. Good luck in the contest.