Easy and Free Prescription-W

Piss over a dog bite
It helps to heal wound quickly
Adding salt to wound

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Sixth Placement
Contest: Redneck Psalms
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Fraser Avatar
September 9, 2014 at 4:13 PM
Nature cures itself, and the more we delete it, the harder it's going to be. No longer relying on a pee ( pardon me! ) James.......
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July 5, 2010 at 4:51 PM
I come from the 'Pre-Pampers' days and distinctly recall mothers giving their babies a quick wipe-down with a used (urine only) cloth diaper?...Probably got a few of those myself (but I really don't remember)...Congrats on the win Dr. Ram! - Tim
Culverhouse Avatar
July 3, 2010 at 8:05 PM
gross medicine, I have heard that helps jelly fish bites too.
Brown Avatar
July 3, 2010 at 7:10 AM
Congratulations Dr. on your win in John Freeman's contest "Redneck Psalms,Improve Human Foible". Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
July 3, 2010 at 6:11 AM
Congrats Dr. Ram on your winning poem in the Redneck Psalms contest with these wise words and awesome advice.. so true.. enjoy your big win my dear friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart" in Hawaii... AlohA..
Beer Avatar
July 3, 2010 at 5:45 AM
It can't be any worse than some of the other things we try. Thanks for the hint. Thanks also for the comment on my poem Precious Gifts. God Bless, Cile
K. Avatar
July 3, 2010 at 1:37 AM
oh I'm definitely keeping this prescription in mind, Dr. Ram--does it work for female piss as well I wonder? It's weird for jellyfish stings, it's to be the guy's piss! --congrats for this!! --nikko :)
Dietrich Avatar
July 2, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Dr.Ram, I really liked this one. Congratulations for top ten. LUv, andrea ps also much thanks for your other comments to me today.
Freeman Avatar
July 2, 2010 at 5:51 PM
Congratulations Dr Ram, On your success in my contest, Check your soup mail later. agape, Moses
Tideswell Avatar
July 1, 2010 at 7:13 PM
I know this is probably meant to be quite serious, but I couldn't help but howl with laughter at Carolyn's response :) Certainly an interesting remedy and a great senryu. Thanks for your kind comments ~ Sharon :)
Devonshire Avatar
July 1, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Very original, Dr. Ram. I didn't know this, so now I'll be looking for a dog when I have an injury. LOL Enjoyed very much! Love, Carolyn
Strand Avatar
July 1, 2010 at 10:28 AM
Hi ram,apropos Tennyson,technicallly brilliant,and worthy of his reputation purely for his 'Crossing The Bar' in my humble opinion.thanks for your welcome comments on my ndeavours.Rgds Brian
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July 1, 2010 at 9:00 AM
Well done Dr. Ram. My grandmother used fresh warm urine for treating severe ear aches. Only much later did I learn that Urea wil split the wall of Gram Negative bacteria, (the cause of most ear aches) plus Piss is sterile and the warmth soothes the pain. Folks there are quite a number of uses for Piss (not to mention making more room forr beer) and I could name two more Rx's. lol. All the best Dr. Ram. JT
Sweetheart Avatar
July 1, 2010 at 8:07 AM
Good medicine the old fashioned way..haha.. good luck int he contest Dr. Ram.. and yes.. Andrea is a lovely person and a special soul .. she has been my friend since she joined soup and immediately we clicked as I do with so many poets on here.. mostly the guys.. but Andrea is special and it was so easy to write about her ..she has so many great qualities... and I hope Adeleke wll appreciate my expression... hard to choose just ONE poet.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
Richards Avatar
July 1, 2010 at 7:41 AM
I have heard that too, about jellyfish bite! Perhaps there are also other bites and wounds that could also be soothed.....(isn't nature interesting??)!!! ps....soupmail reply ! :)
Kendrick Avatar
July 1, 2010 at 6:25 AM
Welllll! Don't know about that ...That is what they say to do to jellyfish bite...Doesn't work..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
June 30, 2010 at 8:14 PM
I LOVE that "salt to wound" line! So clever!!!
Mitchell Avatar
June 30, 2010 at 8:03 PM
Lol! Is this an 'official' Rx? : )
Green Avatar
June 30, 2010 at 7:18 PM
And Chris, have you practiced this to know it works? LOL Good one Doc!
Goff Avatar
June 30, 2010 at 7:06 PM
so now! your in jail for indecent exposure! and you got a festering dog bit!!! hey thanks Doc!..... just kiddin! jimbo
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June 30, 2010 at 6:44 PM
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