Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Dromedary Never Married

   
              Poor camel’s humps, the males whistled and stared
              She said to herself, ‘I wish they weren’t there’ ~

                   She took a ‘magic pill’
                   Then elixir she swilled ~

              Flat as a pancake, ‘falsies’ she now wears

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Joe Maverick February 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM GW i just stares.' I'm beyond any cares Dares .' From who knows where.?

Beryl Edmonds February 27, 2026 at 10:00 AM Now she can take the weight off her chest, when home alone and having a rest… Beryl

Terry Flood February 26, 2026 at 6:32 AM The grass is always greener….. ;-)

John Lawless February 26, 2026 at 5:50 AM overheard at the camel dispensary.."one hump or two" Joe Maverick February 28, 2026 at 12:54 PM Yes but on birthdays Its the bumps no doubt.'

Kim Rodrigues February 26, 2026 at 4:07 AM Poor one let one fool, fool her. Wasn’t satisfied…couldn’t take her lumps…now she’s found wanting…lol.

Karen Jones February 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM Lol! Be careful what you wish for huh? Funny Gershon!