Drinks Anyone?

In a dim lit barroom, sitting never quiet, I do say there’s a man ever present with a game there to play If you have some quarters and some time there to fill seek out this man, Patty, as he’ll give you a thrill With many a story a tale he would tell Patty drinks his worth and does it quite well with always a pint or a mug there in hand you’d be so surprised at how well he could stand For he holds well his liquor and does so with pride So you shouldn’t play quarters with Patty McBride