Jan Allison Poet Limerick

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The  rider in the picture is  my favourite TT rider  'Bruce Anstey' - sadly his cancer has returned and he won't be racing this year.

Dressed In Tight Leather

I’m ogling fit blokes dressed in leather
They’ll wear it whatever the weather
Phwoarrh these blokes are so butch
I can look but can’t touch -
My hubby keeps me on a tether!

Some biker chicks wear low cut tops
My hubbie’s jaw instantly flops
He stands there and gawps
His eyes on two stalks
I’m glaring, therefore his ardour drops

We have around. 40,000 bikers descend on our little island over the next two weeks for the TT races. Fun fiction poem

5/27/18

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Gershon Wolf May 30, 2018 at 2:59 PM Cute--and then some! (heavy breathing). ~ Gershon Jan Allison May 30, 2018 at 4:22 PM lol Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire May 29, 2018 at 5:19 PM LOL We have "Bike Weeks" here twice a year, Jan. Your poem gave me a good laugh. As long as you both just keep looking... Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison May 29, 2018 at 5:20 PM oh yes just looking lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile May 29, 2018 at 9:45 AM Fun Indeed Jan, There is a very similar occurrence here in Washington DC A very fun write xxoo Jan Allison May 29, 2018 at 11:57 AM Today we went on an organised coach trip round the 37 3/4 mile course with an ex tt rider doing the commentary. it took us 1 hour 25 minutes ... the bikers do it in less than 17 minutes! It is one heck of a circuit to be on:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper May 28, 2018 at 7:53 PM I let mine look, he cannot do anything anyway.. I bothers him that I have on jealous bone for him :) love the poem... sorry cancer has come back.. Jan Allison May 29, 2018 at 6:52 AM oh we can look but not touch lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich May 28, 2018 at 2:35 PM awesome limerick-ing, Jan. It's so sad that guy has cancer come back. Geeez. I have TONS to do here and no time. Wish me luck because I hear Joe's truck pulling up RIGHT NOW. Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 2:39 PM aww good luck getting all your chores done and find soup soup time too:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 28, 2018 at 1:56 PM I love it. The Poem. The leather. ;) xomo! Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 2:39 PM Oh the bikes are awesome I love to see the harleys also love the Goldwings:-) You need to listen to the coverage on the radio Mo - Manx radio TT:-) hugs jan xx Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart May 28, 2018 at 2:08 PM SO COOL!!! I live a block away from The Bikers Church, lots of Harley Davidson's, bikes a lot sexier than the leather ;) Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 2:01 PM It's really hotting up here Mo - we went to the TT Grandstand today to meet with a friend, tomorrow we are going on a lap of the TT circuit ... at a sedate pace as it is on a bus with commentary from an ex TT rider called 'milky Quayle' he had a bad crash in 2003 and gave up racing but is still very active in promoting the race and helping the newcomer riders:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner May 27, 2018 at 5:24 PM Jan, I've seen your photo and i doubt ol' hubby's eyes wander very far:) A fun limerick! Jan Allison May 29, 2018 at 6:52 AM oh please let me know:-) hugs jan xx Daniel Turner May 28, 2018 at 3:55 PM No, I recall see your photo on someone's facebook page. Correct me if I'm wrong but in this particular photo you had black or dark hair. I'm trying to remember whose page it was. When i remember i will let you know:) Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 12:33 PM If you're thinking of the pic Arthur Vaso posted with a poem its definitely not me!!! I prefer to be known for my poems not how people perceive i look so I doubt very much you've seen a pic of me especially as i hate my pic being taken:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues May 27, 2018 at 3:33 PM Lots going on with those eyes ;) Cute! Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 12:29 PM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen May 27, 2018 at 2:40 PM - ... I hate tight sexy clothes :))) - Many will miss Bruce Anstey ... a bit of a guy :) - 40,000 bikers on your little island ... woooow - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 12:29 PM He's one of the nicest guys you can meet so laid back and just a joy to watch when he's riding:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham May 27, 2018 at 2:36 PM A lovely limerick dedication to the TT Jan. It does look spectacular. Nice video to accompany it, hope the sun shines for it. Tom. PS, behave around those bikers lol.

Alexis Y. May 27, 2018 at 1:07 PM Hi Jan, Your limericks were a joy to read. PS, It's sad to hear about your favorite biker. Hopefully the cancer goes back into remission- Alexis Jan Allison May 28, 2018 at 12:28 PM There has been no news since the story broke in April, the TT races won't be the same without him this year:-( hugs jan xx