Dreams of An Alter Ego

I make a perfect dry martini,
I read and write and speak Français,
All my suits, and shirts, and shoes are custom-made.
I own a Porsche and Maserati,
A house on Acapulco Bay
With scores of floors of marble tile that's all inlaid.

I have a staff to fetch and carry,
My every wish is their command,
If I drop things, I just leave them where they lay.
All I need do is snap my fingers,
Someone's always close at hand,
And they look after Señor Jim in every way.

I host the most elaborate soirées,
They're in society's upper niche,
On my birthday and, of course, on New Year's Eve,
Where the hoi polloi and high-born
Mingle with the nouveau riche,
And they're all the better for it when they leave.

This all may seem a bit pretentious,
And I don't mean to self-inflate,
For wealth and fame, of course, do not equate with happiness,
But in my dreams my alter ego
Will oftentimes exaggerate
And make seem real what, to be sure, is pure "b..s".
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Dietrich Avatar
September 28, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Ha ha a bit like trump and is actual ego. I don't hate the guy. But he sure has an ego! Fun poem
Slaughter Avatar
September 29, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Thanks, Andrea, but I must disagree a bit...nothing can match that man's ego...alter or otherwise...
Wolf Avatar
September 10, 2023 at 7:37 PM
How is it possible that this was not POTD?! It goes into my all-time FAVORITES list immediately. Thanks, Jim.
Slaughter Avatar
September 11, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Thanks, much, G. Re your question...you might ask it of the PS powers-that-be POTD selection committee.
Fisher Avatar
September 6, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Love a good alter ego poem. One way to live the 'good' life, without regret. Enjoyable rhyming pattern, too!
Slaughter Avatar
September 7, 2023 at 10:32 AM
Thanks, David.
Brotherton Avatar
September 6, 2023 at 10:03 AM
We all have that dream...When I win the lottery.
Slaughter Avatar
September 6, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Ain't that the truth? Thanks, Jerry.
Baker Avatar
September 5, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Had me going, Jim ... I thought someone hacked your site. I liked it, I've had such thoughts for time to time throughout my life, but now tend to think about the spiritual side of life. Thanks for sharing your poetry with us, my friend. Happy Trails, Bill
Slaughter Avatar
September 5, 2023 at 11:14 AM
Thanks, Bill. I like to think of myself as being a bit more "down to earth".
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