Doomsday Profit

A most irksome, most self-righteous creature on earth, this megaphoning doomsday prophet of the street, harassing and haranguing everyone to repent. This holier-than-thou dude with an attitude, is just like some toothless dentist of decency, guarding the molars of morals of society, Good folks he threatens with spiritual tooth decay. Ah, but from the curse of eternal misery, he spares those who donate so much to his treasury! .