Don'T You Wish You Could Dress Like Me

So you wanna know my secret of my wardrobe success It is all in my shopping habits I must confess Why spend a fortune to look like a million bucks I catch the bargains, I guess it's all in the luck I am the only one in style as you can plainly see Don't you wish you could dress like me From hospital scrubs to camouflage capris Just admit it, you are jealous of me I notice so many of the females have no fashion sense Look at my closet, so many clothes, I need a table of contents I will soon open my fashion hot line Just call 1-800-so-fine Now a contractor will expand the closet for more wardrobe capacity Don't you wish you could dress like me Joan Rivers is now requesting I join the Red Carpet Fashion Police She wants to bring me in instead of her niece I tell sorry, there are so many women screaming for my help here One example is Zena, her taste in fashion isn't too clear I just won a Pulitzers prize for my book titled Queen, the Fashion Authority With a little self discipline, you have a slim chance, if none, to be able to dress like me