Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels

If I had a nickel for the times Some politicians committed crimes How my money would soar Maybe twice as before I could turn those nickels into dimes Then I could buy a Senator's seat Kick back, relax, and put up my feet I'd promise everyone But then get nothing done And take a ride along easy street So as a permanent resident On laws needed I'd be hesitant Though when my bill passes It would fleece the masses And one day they'd make me President