Don'T Hug and Drive

On this eve before New Years I resolved to be cheerful But while driving my car, another car bumped me The driver got out, and he gave me an ear full! It took but a moment, and I knew he was beer filled! Disgusted and angry, I found myself grumpy I called the police, and they came to the crash So I cheered up, and resolved, and expressed my relief So happy, I hugged them and offered a kiss Well they thought ME imbibed!!! So they took me inside And into a jail cell...I was thrown like a flash My mood isn't good...I'm as mad as a hen!! My great resolution has faded again! How can this girl be happy, When justice kidnaps me? I'm spending my New Year's locked up in the pen!! ~ ________________________________ For Regina's New Year Resolutions contest :) Just Kidding, of course !!!!