Dont Forget To Bring Your Lion

My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy, draped over chaise-lounge in conservatory, I said that it would cost a fortune to feed, to have such an adornment, there is no need. It would demolish the neighbour's tabby cat, cause indentations, droppings, wherever it sat; he said: 'Don't worry, I'll take it for trainimg,' glimpses of rosettes whenever it's raining. There might even be pregnant paws, pushing me aside with it's ****, going thro' open doors, I'll have to warn friends when they come round: 'It's sleeping now, for godssake don't make a sound.' So forestall such grandiose ideas whatever you do, I said to him: 'Please take that cat back to the bloody zoo!'