Don'T Bother Me

Don't bother me with conformity
don't bother me today-
with things I should (or shouldn't) do
or what I shouldn't say!

Don't bother me with conformity
my house is not “obscene”...
Orange, purple, and lavender
look lovely with lime green!

Don't bother me with conformity
I'm much too happy, carefree
to wonder why the neighbors all
keep staring so at me!

Maybe they're jealous of my tail
I really don't give a hoot!
Surely they have seen before
grown-ups in zebra suits?

Don't bother me with conformity
...too busy to follow your lead!
I've whatcha-ma-call-it thingies to build
and unicorns to feed!

Don't bother me with conformity
don't worry me this way!
You've stepped on all the faeries toes
and run the elves away...

Don't bother me with conformity
you're being such a pest!
My mud pies were quite fabulous
and not a “filthy mess”!

Don't bother me with conformity
my music's not so loud...
Accordions are delightful-
See? It's already drawn a crowd!

...Respectfully holding their applause
until I reach the end-
Oh no- they really love it so!
You're quite mistaken, friend!

Don't bother me with conformity
come dance a jolly jig!
You really should loosen up a bit
you sad, forlorn, old prig!

Don't bother me with conformity
No thanks! I've had my fill...
of boring, bland, and deathly dull
no doubt that boredom kills!

Don't bother me with conformity
Oh, what was that you said?
Well, I think you (and your boring lot)
are the crazy ones instead!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Fenn Avatar
May 18, 2021 at 9:45 PM
You go girl! A fave for me.
Bangalee Avatar
April 12, 2021 at 2:29 AM
just stupendously penned; great
Blown Avatar
March 5, 2021 at 9:06 PM
...um...confirming conformity.....or..... conforming confirmity.....hmmmm : ) nice write........stans sand
Cohen Avatar
February 21, 2020 at 9:15 PM
Hi Rhona. This is great! Just happened to stumble upon it and really enjoyed. Best to you.
Mcferran Avatar
February 21, 2020 at 9:25 PM
Thank you- best to you, too!
Romios Avatar
August 20, 2019 at 5:00 PM
Have never seen this, sorry But really love it. A FAV Panagiota
Mcferran Avatar
August 20, 2019 at 10:24 PM
Thank you! I'm so glad you found it! ;)
More  Avatar
April 28, 2019 at 11:04 PM
Congratulations Rhona.
Mcferran Avatar
April 29, 2019 at 11:43 AM
Thank you! ;)
Dietrich Avatar
April 19, 2019 at 5:28 PM
Revisiting this one. I see it is known as your BEST poem at Soup!!
Mcferran Avatar
April 19, 2019 at 9:22 PM
I owe that to Caren, as she was my main inspiration for this one.... (I'm sure everyone recognized her zebra suit in there- ha!) ;)
De Beaulieu Avatar
March 31, 2019 at 11:25 AM
Hello Rhona, I like this poem. It is like a child speaking out. have a nice day my friend.
Mcferran Avatar
March 31, 2019 at 7:42 PM
Thank you, Darlene! Hope you're having a wonderful day, too! ;)
Reese Avatar
March 30, 2019 at 8:18 PM
hehehe cute...like speaking back with a child like innocence. Made me laugh and smile. :-)
Mcferran Avatar
March 30, 2019 at 11:10 PM
Thank you! So glad this made you laugh & smile... your comment just made my day! ;)
Neumann Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 3:41 AM
Nice one. Kind wishes, Kai
Mcferran Avatar
March 13, 2019 at 12:21 PM
Thank you so much, Kai! ;)
Dietrich Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 6:12 PM
I LOVE this one. I am a bit crazy in my tastes sometime and my mom is SUCH a conformist, she just doesn't get it. POTD? Congrats. This a fave.
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 7:59 PM
Thanks! I know what you mean... my mother was a compulsive conformist, too (they can't help it...)! So glad we broke our own molds! hahaha ;D
Ifeanyichukwu Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 5:04 PM
Good work, good presentation Rhona, congratulations on your poems of the day.
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:00 PM
Thank you so much!! ;)
Marcum Wong Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 5:04 PM
I loved this funny clever piece Rhona. Congratulations on having it honored for POTD! This is a fave for me! : )
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:01 PM
Thank you, Connie- I'm so glad!! ;)
Proxenos Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 1:27 PM
Hi Rhona, congratulations on being honored with POTD for this truly awesome poem. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 1:32 PM
Thanks, Jennifer!! Poetry hugs to you, too! ;)
Allison Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:45 PM
Dropping back to say a HUGE congrats on POTD:-) hugs jan xx
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 1:31 PM
Thank you so much, Jan! ;) *hugs*
Y. Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:13 PM
Hi Rhona, This is my kind of write! I enjoyed everything about this write. Great title and content. Well done. Congratulations on getting the poem of the day. It well was deserved:-) Alexis
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:21 PM
Aawww, thank you for the wonderful compliment! ;)
Nicole Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 11:55 AM
:) Soft smile. This is cute, clever and creative. My favorite thought- "I'm much too happy, carefree" It is amazing how wonderful moments can be, when happiness lingers. Congratulations Rhona, on Poem of the Day. :) Brandy
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:15 PM
Thank you for the lovely comment!! ;)
Sands Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 10:25 AM
Congratulations for POTD! Well done :)
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:14 PM
Thank you, Heidi! ;)
Wanter Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 9:42 AM
Absolutely priceless! Rhyme and Rhythm like a dance. A fav. Congratulations!
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:13 PM
Aawww, thanks so much! ;)
Gentile Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:41 AM
Congratulations Rhona, I greatly enjoyed your POTD!!
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:12 PM
Thank you, I'm so glad! ;)
May Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:30 AM
A rebellion against boredom!...Congrats on POTD..
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:12 PM
Yes!! Thank you! ;)
Smith Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:23 AM
Yours is a wonderful thing Rhôna, keep doing it. Congratulations on your POTD honor...
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:11 PM
Thank you so much!! ;)
Lawless Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 8:16 AM
Rhona it is difficult to be the only one in the parade that is marching in step.....to that "distant drummer."..Love this one...well written, nice rhyme and easy flow....
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:11 PM
Thank you for the glowing praise!! ;)
Warrior Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 7:53 AM
This poem conforms very well lol...Congrats!!! on POTD!! Rhona...happy endings my friend...^WW^...{*J*}
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 12:00 PM
Thank you so much, my winged friend! ;)
Doll Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 7:52 AM
This poem bothered me in the best way. Congratulations on POTD, Rhona.
Mcferran Avatar
March 12, 2019 at 11:59 AM
So glad, thanks!! ;)
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