Don Ask Me Bout Exacerbation of Trumpeted Fake News

Don Ask Me 'Bout Exacerbation Of Trumpeted "FAKE" News The prez best get sent packing to Lake woebegone forced to coexist amidst University of Pennsylvania Dutch men in breaches (May Apple lie) swampy netherlands awash with bipedal hominid sucker pun ching leaches where within every whirled wide webbed nook and cranny Nietzscheism reaches, and survival of fittest iz basic credo, and dogmatic ethos, analogous to an apprentice teaches a most frightful distortion of facts, and make up mistruths indiscriminately bandied about said alarmist blatant LIES blithely stated with dangerous clout appearing oblivious and totally clueless without a doubt punctuating with doubt Thomas pettifogging questionable details FALSE exclamations generating fear with mindless ignorance exaggerating protocols as he doth emphatically flout begetting, engendering, and inflicting emotional gout nothing accomplished by hash tagging him a "LOUT" and more opprobrious affect would ensue anew undeservedly praising him, whose animus toward Democrats would brew but no matter what (tick) tack toe taken, he got nary a clue about vital issues, which lack of insight even Scoobie Doo would agree, heck the Americans may as well install an emu with more positive forthcoming results, cuz dis dope head like hellacious, ludicrous, pernicious evils in Pandora's box flew his every actions destroying essential glue that sets this country apart approximating Democracy, where hue mans comprise melting pot, whether Eskimos in their (fast melting) igloo gentile, heathen, or Jew experience limitless pasta billet teas applying their new dill (aptitude) reaching titular status of parvenu especially trumping proper, "P's" and most every "Q."