Doing the Zodiac Sign

She said I love to do the 69
So there we were in my zodiac sign
She on top
Me ready to pop
As we rolled down the hill into a prickly vine.

Nine months later it’s not mine
It must be the prickly vine
You were prick here and there
I remember your orgasmic stare
The little bugger has a woody pecker down there
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Fraser Avatar
September 28, 2010 at 12:40 PM
Many congratulations Sidney on your win in pd's contest >> James
Brown Avatar
September 27, 2010 at 5:56 AM
Congratulations on your win Sidney in P. D.'S contest "Zodiac Race" Love,Carol
A  Avatar
September 26, 2010 at 7:17 PM
LoL, SIDNEY, CoNGRATULATIoNS oN A JoB WELL DoNE, ENJoYED YoUR ENTRY 4 P.D's ZoDIAC CoNTEST. HAVE A BLESSED DAY*luv~SKAT
Roberts Avatar
September 26, 2010 at 9:47 AM
congrats on your win in the contest with this humorous entry
Mehta Avatar
September 26, 2010 at 4:52 AM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Sidney
K. Avatar
September 26, 2010 at 4:06 AM
oh wow...super congrats on your awesome win with these funny and witty limericks, Sidney--:) -- nikko :)
Neels Avatar
September 26, 2010 at 1:28 AM
Yikes! Congratulations to you Mr. I can make you smile ;) enjoyed this for the umpteenth time (",)
A   Avatar
September 26, 2010 at 12:17 AM
Congratulations! My friend, for a fun to read poem. Enjoyed this one for the 4th time. lol,, later,..p.d.
Dietrich Avatar
September 25, 2010 at 11:12 PM
hahaha this is really clever. I can't even think right now which sign is 69. Looks like maybe Cancer? a big congrats to you! Luv, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
September 25, 2010 at 10:24 PM
Sidney my friend great job on the number one poem in P.D.'s contest...it had to be the 69 that reeled her in ..a great choice for first place.. congrats my friend..enjoy with luv..
Evette Avatar
September 14, 2010 at 8:01 PM
This started out so sexy at first, then ended so dang funny. The middle kinda sucks if true. Love the way you have chosen to look at an imperfect situation. Monica
Brown Avatar
August 30, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Wow I missed reading a lot of excellent poetry this past weekend. Thank you for sharing your writing with us. Hoping you have a wonderful week filled with inspiration Sidney. Love, Carol
Neels Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 5:51 PM
Hehe thats why I left the ending up to the reader :-)
Neels Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Ooh that is just wicked Mr Hall, but oh so awesome hehe :) Wilma
A   Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 5:23 PM
Oh! Me oh my, I think I owe you one, and I will reply to a similar comment. The top one about hummm your sign:-) HOW DELIGHTFUL! Second so funny and poor poor her,,tangled in the ultimate zodiac sign..LOL,..loved Your poem,..p.d.
Culverhouse Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 4:52 PM
Mr. Hall, They all deny 'em especially in the divorce. LOL
Sweetheart Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 4:41 PM
A perfect piece Sidney my friend.. u had me at y9our opening line.. with 69..haha... enjoyed and hope we have a contest for this one.. its so awesome luv.. enjoyed ...more than enjoyed... super enjoyed..
Callandret Avatar
August 29, 2010 at 4:12 PM
hahaha this poem is funny, but also good.!
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