Does Quilting Send You Queer

Does Quilting Send You ***** by Bob Moore Does Quilting send you *****, my wife buys lots of stuff I say “look here my dear, you really have enough” you never know, she says to me, that could be the bit, I may need to use one day, so I think I should buy it Her stash is growing every day, the cupboards are all full draws difficult to open, weight makes them hard to pull Fat Quarters and the Jelly Rolls, are stacked just everywhere But she really likes her hobby, so who am I to care she still cooks and cleans for me, and if I need her she’ll be there and I’ll help her with advice, guess that’s only fair now and then there’s quilting classes, and she goes away it’s quiet when she is not here, and it’s such a real long day Then she comes home, and in a minute, its chaos once again with all the things she’s done that day, burned into my brain “I learn a few new things today, the teachers really good but some I would do better, I really think I could.”