Do-Badder Captain Mousey Mook
Captain Mousey Mook had a vile virile look
It makes him dashing said his long-time cook
She had a thing for this do-badder named Mook
Wishing he would someday sport a left-wrist hook.
It would be such an improvement to his natural look
Stated the cook, who got her recipes from a cheesy book.
Everyone knew she felt this way about Captain Mousey Mook
When he heard it though, he plank-walked the cook.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2023
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