DMV

You need a smart phone to get your number. Take a picture of the square with the code, answer the text message, “yes I am here”. My number D106, better take a seat. The interracial gay couple next to me, are awfully grabby for 8:45 am, just mind your own business. But, why doesn’t the white guy have any shoes on, and why just socks, that when purchased were probably white. Now serving D100 The rather large lady to my left requires two seats. Whats the deal with women and tights and what’s is the largest size available, in purple? Her perfume choice, ode to yesterday’s cigarettes. Now serving D101 Mr, I work for the highway department, walks buy and takes a seat. Neon yellow shirt and jeans say, we were washed four or five days ago and worn everyday since. Presumably his wife, who doesn’t do laundry often, sits beside him. Now serving D102 Two Asian men enter followed by a teenager, maybe a son. He reads the billboard and explains the process. Both men remove their phones and follow his instructions. Three seat together is going to be hard to find. Now serving D103 Across the way, a family of four, teenage daughter wearing pjs. A Halloween motif with Michael Myer’s masked face. Since it’s only mid September, aren’t we rushing the season a bit? Then again, given the black lipstick and nail polish, maybe not. Now seeing D104 Now, the shoeless gay guy gets up and jumps at the ceiling. He’s trying to remove the cobweb hanging in front of the monitor. Nice try, but at maybe 5’5”, LeBron James he is not. His partner urges him to return to his seat. Now serving D105 You know they sent you a notice: Renew by mail. It even allowed you to do it on line, save a stamp. But no, the picture was out of date, nearly eight years ago. So here your sarcastic ass sits. Now serving D106 “Thank the Lord!” She’s behind the glass, the remnants of Covid. Her lips are moving, but no sound is coming through. I point to my ears and shrug. She increases her volume. Yes, wish to renew my drivers license. Sign the application where highlighted and $24. Wow, 4 bucks cheaper in person, what a deal. Picture taken, temporary printed, permanent in 30 days. Outside finally and look down, what a horrible picture.