Ditto-Heads Are Overfed

Some people think I'm crazy 
But I'm not an empty suit, 
Though sometimes I sound hazy 
When I take that extra toot. 

I don't mind if people find 
My long lost indiscretions. 
Errors past are cast from mind 
Along with all confessions. 

Priest and pastor vanities 
Indecently abundant 
Do reflect debaucheries 
Perversely now redundant. 

My politics are changing 
As the years are rolling on 
But I am not arranging 
To become a Limbaugh pawn. 

Ditto-heads are overfed 
Dumb people who must flatter 
Oxycontin Limbaugh led 
Mysogynistic chatter. 

Blubber-belly Huckabee 
Is just a perfect gomer 
Add to that hypocrisy 
You have a fat misnomer. 

Sara Palin made some hay 
While daughter made a baby 
Sara says "No sex, no way" 
But daughter said "Well, maybe." 

The daughter did cohabit 
Under mother's halo glow 
But randy as a rabbit 
Her young lust just had to grow.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 8/4/2011 8:01:00 PM
thanks Tom. i was begginning to think that they must have them all brainwashed. but i kept thinking "NOBODY CAN BE THAT STUPID!" thought they held the country at bay for weeks and worried. dont they know that taxes make the world go around. gthey are playing God. and there is only one God.i hope i can count on you to vote for the people this time. john
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Date: 3/14/2011 1:09:00 AM
Nette, I have been working diligently to improve my 8/6 ballads. Your encouragement is priceless Nette and I will make every attempt possible to post only efforts I have had time to work free of 'gossiping ladies with a noticeable spinal bending and/or pretentious school/teacher smarmy attitudes. jack
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Date: 3/9/2011 2:01:00 PM
madly witty, tom.. you do have a way with wit which is astounding.. all my best an dhugggs:) nette
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Date: 3/9/2011 7:42:00 AM
Interesting anomalies! But remember, these are lifestyle abberations on the right, but sanctioned actions on the left. Is the hypocrite who ocassionally misteps worse than the practitioner who gleefully trods the debauched path?
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Date: 3/9/2011 6:49:00 AM
Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important that you do it.. GANDHI
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