Distressing Poetry

Muscles ache and backbones creak
New things bought become antique
Metals tarnish, plaster cracks
Paintings fade, their colour lacks
Rocks erode and woodcraft weathers
As does brick and hands and leather

So can't this work on poetry?
A problem for a bard trainee
I've read - I've learnt - my knowledge thin
My writing's young - how do I win?
Shift new to old - you'll never guess
To age my words - my verse distress

Change you to thou or thee or thy
Kick in wherefore instead of why
From shall to shalt and does to dost
And will to wilt to age adjust
Nay here and there but hither thither
Dally, tarry 'stead of dither

On some occasions add an "e"
Ye olde shoppe - example twee
Prithee sprinkle -eth or -est
To bringeth years I thinkest best
Methinks this mayst not spake the truth
Nor verily nor so forsooth

Perchance deceipt myself become
To transform words is rather rum
To scribe like quothed by Will Shakespeare
Tis most corrupt - a thin veneer
And so anon I stop this verse
Afore olde English gets much worse


Entry to contest "Old Jewelry or Just Old Things or Old, Old Poems"
Written 2nd November 2016 or hundreds of years ago?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/8/2016 8:32:00 AM
Hi Mark, Congratulations on your wining write:-) Alexis
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Date: 11/14/2016 12:53:00 AM
Thanks Alexis! :-)
Date: 11/7/2016 9:44:00 PM
Refreshing poem,Mark, congratulations on your win Hugs Eve
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Date: 11/8/2016 12:37:00 AM
Thanks Eve for taking time to read and comment :-)
Date: 11/7/2016 7:58:00 PM
Mark, congratulations on your win in my contest, I really enjoyed your write ~
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Date: 11/8/2016 12:36:00 AM
Thanks Broken Wings - great contest idea. Bit of a challenge bending the rules :-) I look forward to the next one!
Date: 11/7/2016 4:59:00 AM
Mark, you're witty and clever with words! Congrats on your win, Balveen
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Date: 11/7/2016 11:07:00 AM
Sorry - autocorrect mistake Meant to say - thanks Balveen :-)
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Date: 11/7/2016 11:06:00 AM
Thanks Halves :-)
Date: 11/6/2016 10:42:00 AM
mark, your wit earns a real prize!... congrats on your great win!..huggs
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Date: 11/6/2016 10:50:00 AM
Thanks nette - thought I'd try a different angle to the subject :-)
Date: 11/2/2016 3:38:00 PM
Terrific Mark, wouldst be my winner thee...
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Date: 11/4/2016 12:31:00 PM
Thanks Charlie :-)
Date: 11/2/2016 1:55:00 PM
Really good!
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Date: 11/2/2016 2:21:00 PM
Thanks Jerome :-)
Date: 11/2/2016 1:50:00 PM
Wow good writing on this one. Good luck with the contest!
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Date: 11/2/2016 2:22:00 PM
Thanks again Heidi - glad you enjoyed :-)
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