Distressing Poetry

Muscles ache and backbones creak New things bought become antique Metals tarnish, plaster cracks Paintings fade, their colour lacks Rocks erode and woodcraft weathers As does brick and hands and leather So can't this work on poetry? A problem for a bard trainee I've read - I've learnt - my knowledge thin My writing's young - how do I win? Shift new to old - you'll never guess To age my words - my verse distress Change you to thou or thee or thy Kick in wherefore instead of why From shall to shalt and does to dost And will to wilt to age adjust Nay here and there but hither thither Dally, tarry 'stead of dither On some occasions add an "e" Ye olde shoppe - example twee Prithee sprinkle -eth or -est To bringeth years I thinkest best Methinks this mayst not spake the truth Nor verily nor so forsooth Perchance deceipt myself become To transform words is rather rum To scribe like quothed by Will Shakespeare Tis most corrupt - a thin veneer And so anon I stop this verse Afore olde English gets much worse Entry to contest "Old Jewelry or Just Old Things or Old, Old Poems" Written 2nd November 2016 or hundreds of years ago?