Distant Thoughts

Distant Thoughts


Who the hell is this Shakespeare dude
and why am I reading this play under a tree?
God these shoes are killing me.
I wonder what’s for supper tonight.
Pray God the king didn’t go hunting,
the kill of the day last week was his squire.
I can’t remember the last time we went out
to eat.  No balls, no beheadings, not even
a festival on the town square.  We have
got to be the most boring Royal Family ever.
Well!  Back to the play.
“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo”
OH!  Wherefore is the end of this play?
They’ll prattle on about it at supper as
if it has some great significance.  Yeah,
and therefore, harken to the call of the
heart.  I wonder if Prince Harrison likes me?
He’s kinda nice, cute in a peculiar sort of way.
I wonder how far I could walk with this
book on top of my head.  Damn I’m bored.


5/26/2014
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Gibson Avatar
June 3, 2014 at 11:25 AM
Haha! Love the humorous twist you gave this, John.
Sietesantos Avatar
May 27, 2014 at 12:24 PM
Oh so very witty! I love it - Great write!
Dietrich Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 9:33 PM
hahaha, if it were my contest, I would give you a win, hands down. I just don't know if Isaiah is gonna have the sense of humor like i do, but anyway, good luck in the contest, my friend.
Nance Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 8:00 PM
haha oh my goodness, applause, that was great, what a way to think outside the box.! I am rolling with laughter, what a trip.
Smith Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 5:02 PM
Hilarious John...Perfect for the adolescent mind
Lawless Avatar
May 26, 2014 at 5:08 PM
Well, he did say to think outside the box. Glad you enjoyed it.
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