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Dirty Minds

Dirty minds? He stood on a corner and watched his reflection Was not really sure of her latest rejection Thought it had to do with his massive collection But still thought they both had a solid connection He noticed some moved via closer inspection Though he was so sure it had missed her detection These items he kept were a special selection Perhaps he was wrong and he needed correction He put on a lock for some added protection In hopes when she saw it she’d change her direction And just for good luck as a means of deflection He pulled down his pants and exposed his……..mid-section (What did you think my ending rhyme was going to be?) 1/11/17

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Karen Jones

Date: 10/6/2021 12:02:00 PM

lol...well if he has a big gut his lil man may be hidden, so not sure if that'd be still dirty or more funny. lol fun to read

Chris Green
Date: 10/6/2021 1:45:00 PM

So true. Thanks so much, I am glad you liked this

Winged Warrior

Date: 1/12/2017 9:44:00 PM

Perfection!!!...my friend...and LOL...great write Chris...god bless...^WW^

Chris Green
Date: 1/13/2017 8:09:00 AM

Thanks so very much my friend. I am happy you got a chuckle out of this one

Darren White

Date: 1/11/2017 11:31:00 PM

Election correction

Chris Green
Date: 1/12/2017 8:04:00 AM

Nice interjection. :) Thanks so much Darren.

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/11/2017 11:20:00 PM

Ah Chris, the true merit of any man, is how hard he can make the rest of laugh! Bravo!!!

Chris Green
Date: 1/12/2017 8:04:00 AM

Thanks so much Arthur, glad you got a chuckle out of this one.

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 1/11/2017 7:57:00 PM

Wow, where was this going...lol

Chris Green
Date: 1/12/2017 8:04:00 AM

I don't know, I was hoping someone could tell me. :) Thanks o much Kim.

Daniel Turner

Date: 1/11/2017 5:58:00 PM

I thought you were going to say little Texan:)

Tim Smith
Date: 1/11/2017 6:18:00 PM

I think that's the node house : )

Chris Green
Date: 1/11/2017 6:00:00 PM

I don't think the word little exists down here or down there. :) Thanks for coming by Daniel.

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 1/11/2017 5:35:00 PM

:) Very funny..No comment

Chris Green
Date: 1/11/2017 5:44:00 PM

Oh come on now, no comment???? :) Thanks so much Charmaine, I'm glad you stopped by to read this one.

Heidi Sands

Date: 1/11/2017 5:30:00 PM

He must think perfection he wanted to expose ? lol

Chris Green
Date: 1/11/2017 5:43:00 PM

That's a good one Heidi, he's not too conceited, is he. :) Thanks so much my dear friend.

Christy Stover

Date: 1/11/2017 5:17:00 PM

Wonderful poem, Chris. I love how all of your poems tell an interesting story. And love the humor at the end. I do have a dirty mind so I thought you were gonna say "private section" lol. Good luck in the contest, my friend.