Chris Green Poet Monorhyme

Dirty Minds

Dirty minds? 

He stood on a corner and watched his reflection
Was not really sure of her latest rejection
Thought it had to do with his massive collection
But still thought they both had a solid connection

He noticed some moved via closer inspection
Though he was so sure it had missed her detection
These items he kept were a special selection
Perhaps he was wrong and he needed correction

He put on a lock for some added protection
In hopes when she saw it she’d change her direction
And just for good luck as a means of deflection
He pulled down his pants and exposed his……..mid-section




(What did you think my ending rhyme was going to be?) 


1/11/17

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Karen Jones October 6, 2021 at 12:02 PM lol...well if he has a big gut his lil man may be hidden, so not sure if that'd be still dirty or more funny. lol fun to read Chris Green October 6, 2021 at 1:45 PM So true. Thanks so much, I am glad you liked this

Winged Warrior January 12, 2017 at 9:44 PM Perfection!!!...my friend...and LOL...great write Chris...god bless...^WW^ Chris Green January 13, 2017 at 8:09 AM Thanks so very much my friend. I am happy you got a chuckle out of this one

Darren White January 11, 2017 at 11:31 PM Election correction Chris Green January 12, 2017 at 8:04 AM Nice interjection. :) Thanks so much Darren.

Arthur Vaso January 11, 2017 at 11:20 PM Ah Chris, the true merit of any man, is how hard he can make the rest of laugh! Bravo!!! Chris Green January 12, 2017 at 8:04 AM Thanks so much Arthur, glad you got a chuckle out of this one.

Kim Rodrigues January 11, 2017 at 7:57 PM Wow, where was this going...lol Chris Green January 12, 2017 at 8:04 AM I don't know, I was hoping someone could tell me. :) Thanks o much Kim.

Daniel Turner January 11, 2017 at 5:58 PM I thought you were going to say little Texan:) Tim Smith January 11, 2017 at 6:18 PM I think that's the node house : ) Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 6:00 PM I don't think the word little exists down here or down there. :) Thanks for coming by Daniel.

Charmaine Chircop January 11, 2017 at 5:35 PM :) Very funny..No comment Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 5:44 PM Oh come on now, no comment???? :) Thanks so much Charmaine, I'm glad you stopped by to read this one.

Heidi Sands January 11, 2017 at 5:30 PM He must think perfection he wanted to expose ? lol Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 5:43 PM That's a good one Heidi, he's not too conceited, is he. :) Thanks so much my dear friend.

Christy Stover January 11, 2017 at 5:17 PM Wonderful poem, Chris. I love how all of your poems tell an interesting story. And love the humor at the end. I do have a dirty mind so I thought you were gonna say "private section" lol. Good luck in the contest, my friend. Deborah Burch January 17, 2017 at 12:34 PM Daniel Turner January 11, 2017 at 6:09 PM I'll bet that made her change directions:) Lol Jan Allison January 11, 2017 at 5:49 PM hmmm it just popped out did it Chris lol:-) hugs jan xx Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 5:42 PM Oh, I see...private section huh? :) Thanks so much Christy. I saw the contest and it just popped out this way.

Jan Allison January 11, 2017 at 5:06 PM ha ha ha - he could be a china man and revealed his 'election' lol:-) hugs Jan xx Deborah Burch January 17, 2017 at 12:37 PM It's ok Art...;) there are no R's in China...they're all in Texas (and West Virginia) Hugggs;) Arthur Vaso January 11, 2017 at 11:21 PM ummmm you do know, China doesn't have "elections" LOL Jan Allison January 11, 2017 at 5:16 PM :-) hugs JAN XX Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 5:07 PM Damn it Jan, your comment is funnier than my poem. :) That was hilarious. Thanks for the hearty laugh my friend.

Alexis Y. January 11, 2017 at 4:57 PM Lol! Certainly not that. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 5:06 PM Thanks so very much my sweet friend.

Tim Smith January 11, 2017 at 4:54 PM I thought affection or affliction ...nothing else...lol Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 4:55 PM Whatever Tim, whatever. Hey, at least you didn't say infection. :) Thanks my friend.

James Peranteau January 11, 2017 at 4:39 PM ....not his bellie that's for sure dear poet *sm...much love, james Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 4:52 PM Thanks so much James, Just trying to create a few smiles. :)

Chris Damstrom January 11, 2017 at 4:39 PM I didn't , I just knew what it wasnt going to be ! lol.. Chris Green January 11, 2017 at 4:53 PM Yeah right, whatever. :) Thanks so much Chris for stopping by this afternoon. Just trying to lighten the mood a bit.