Dietary Blues

My body is way beyond bent out of shape After years and years of abuse That I might just have time to make my own wake If I don't soon enough figure out what to do I've tried this and that, all the fads to be had The hidden secrets to the fat burn I've climbed mountain sides, talked with gurus passing by And still I've yet to learn I'm setting all the wrong free as skinny keeps eluding me It's a master on the fly If only one time it would just find to light Right around my inner thighs I'm now thinking my fate is more Shake 'n Bake Than that of long and lean Any ideas please feel free to call me On my direct line down at Krispy Kreme