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Did You Know

Grapes explode when put in the microwave Judge Judy makes $45 million a year Now if that doesn't thrill you or rot your socks There ain't much that can tickle your rear Some people feel the same arousal thinking of food As they do having rip-roaring sex They must be some of the fattest people in the world Or they wind up total absolute wrecks Just try saying happiness without saying ***** Be sure there are no children around A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue Why must they always be the clown Long ago in Rome, when a man testified in court He was required to swear on his testicles Imagine that today, the absolute thrill it would cause Golly gee, we couldn't be modest savages A farmer tried renting advertising space on his cows But the cows wanted a piece of the action Got together went on strike and crossed their udders Refused to be milked until they got satisfaction There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S. than real ones That's something I never knew or really cared The Falkland Isles has over 700,000 sheep, 350 per person Now why on earth did I care enough to share If a female ferret doesn't have sex for a year, she will die Know some guys like that, okay it's me However, the one-year time frame is much too long With me, it's more like one or two weeks