Did Our Savior Fart - the Doctor Wonders

LORD Jesus, while on earth, was fully human - shelving His divinity by submitting His will to the Father's - without "discarding" His full deity. So on earth Jesus was born out of womb via birth canal, and probably got s slap on His back to gulp the first air outside Mary's womb. (LORD, help me with these next few lines, amen)

1. Whose sin did Jesus pay for with the first SLAP on the back He got from the attending "midwife or medical expert" in the day? Maybe the person who helped with the delivery, LOL!

2. What would the Disciples have said whenever Jesus would sneeze or FART - or pass gas?
BLESS US, LORD, or simply "More, LORD!"

(Jesus in His Eternity and Omniscience knew He died for my sins and words including these very human considerations and cogitations about Our LORD's humanity and KOINONIA, or fellowshipping, with the closest Disciples.

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Date: 5/19/2020 9:13:00 AM
HOLY GAS! Thanks FUNOM, had not thought of that rather logical description (but I will STOP and not grieve the Holy Spirit). shalom, shalom! We serve a NOW God who CARES. Thank you Jesus, PTL
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Date: 5/19/2020 6:07:00 AM
hahahahaha.. Since He was human and he wept, she perspired, he got angry, he got hungry, he slept, he got wearied, he must have fart also.... ummmmmm! Holy gas!
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Date: 5/19/2020 3:07:00 AM
omg this is hilariarse, you are a gas Anil lol I usually shy away from commenting on 'religious' poems but with that title ... how could I resist a comment :-) hugs Jan xx
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Anil Deo
Date: 5/19/2020 5:05:00 AM
Jan, glad u could come to my FRAT oarty (Farternity, better than FARTERNITY --eternity farting???) shalom/ peace / paz!
Date: 5/19/2020 1:47:00 AM
Amazingly, this is a question, with the answer wrapped within,,may bring sort of troubled conscience from some,,,but i like this Anil, after all God created us all from is image. and body workings did he not...Harry
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Date: 5/19/2020 5:04:00 AM
If we have a relationship with a Divine Being, and Jesus is the ultimate there, we are relaxed as with a parent (with whom we enjoy a free relationship). shalom shalom& ThanX Sir Harry
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