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Dick's Club

Dick was a guy with a suave golf club
Who only used it to eat his grub
Sportsman he portrayed
Golf he should have played
For now he cannot fit in his tub

3/28/2013
Craig's contest

funnysportslimerick

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Paul Callus

June 10, 2015 at 9:31 AM

Hi Cecilia! I like limericks, and together with the title you got me hooked! Good thing I base most of my meals on veg:) Hugs // paul

Debbie Duncan

June 15, 2013 at 9:35 PM

cute,,, I thought it was going to be something different ;}

Black Eyed Susan

April 20, 2013 at 12:53 AM

ha! you are a riot! hilarious limerick :)

Painted Hunter

April 16, 2013 at 6:29 AM

haha...should have been on greens more, yes? :)

Jack Horne

April 13, 2013 at 1:04 PM

lol, had a good laugh at this one

Poet Destroyer A

April 9, 2013 at 9:30 PM

LOL, love the poem Cecilia, I thought eating and golfing were a nice combo. I guess not, according to Dick, who did not fit in his tub.... a good one. thank you for the smile... xox..PD

Andrea Dietrich

April 6, 2013 at 5:10 PM

haha, that is a giggler!!

Laura Breidenthal

April 5, 2013 at 8:19 PM

Pffft! What a limerick! Sure kept me reading. Really fun stuff. I like, I like! Always, Laura

Eileen Manassian

April 5, 2013 at 1:03 PM

HA HA HA HA! Good one! :) Thanks for the lovely comments and glad to see that you can be romantic and humorous all in one!

Poet Tacito

April 5, 2013 at 8:33 AM

HA!!!! Fantastic!

Heather Ober

April 4, 2013 at 12:26 PM

Hilarious, just as limericks should be! I love it!

Richard Lamoureux

April 3, 2013 at 10:32 PM

Ha ha ha this is great!

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 3, 2013 at 12:30 PM

- Very nice limerick Cecilia !! -Luck in contest! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Duke Beaufort

March 31, 2013 at 6:20 PM

Cecilia, I do not get a very pleasing picture of Dick. At first when I read this, I thought you were referring to Dick's "club" as it were, but then I realized you were actually referring to "the" club and it made perfect sense. I guess I am one sick puppy. But at least I can laugh about it. This is actually very funny. Very funny!