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Dick's Club

Dick was a guy with a suave golf club Who only used it to eat his grub Sportsman he portrayed Golf he should have played For now he cannot fit in his tub 3/28/2013 Craig's contest

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Date: 6/10/2015 9:31:00 AM
Hi Cecilia! I like limericks, and together with the title you got me hooked! Good thing I base most of my meals on veg:) Hugs // paul
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Date: 6/15/2013 9:35:00 PM
cute,,, I thought it was going to be something different ;}
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Date: 4/20/2013 12:53:00 AM
ha! you are a riot! hilarious limerick :)
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Date: 4/16/2013 6:29:00 AM
haha...should have been on greens more, yes? :)
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Date: 4/13/2013 1:04:00 PM
lol, had a good laugh at this one
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Date: 4/9/2013 9:30:00 PM
LOL, love the poem Cecilia, I thought eating and golfing were a nice combo. I guess not, according to Dick, who did not fit in his tub.... a good one. thank you for the smile... xox..PD
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Date: 4/6/2013 5:10:00 PM
haha, that is a giggler!!
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Date: 4/5/2013 8:19:00 PM
Pffft! What a limerick! Sure kept me reading. Really fun stuff. I like, I like! Always, Laura
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Date: 4/5/2013 1:03:00 PM
HA HA HA HA! Good one! :) Thanks for the lovely comments and glad to see that you can be romantic and humorous all in one!
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Date: 4/5/2013 8:33:00 AM
HA!!!! Fantastic!
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Date: 4/4/2013 12:26:00 PM
Hilarious, just as limericks should be! I love it!
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Date: 4/3/2013 10:32:00 PM
Ha ha ha this is great!
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Date: 4/3/2013 12:30:00 PM
- Very nice limerick Cecilia !! -Luck in contest! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/1/2013 2:09:00 PM
Haha, I love this limerick! Really well done, my lady. (PS, I love how his name is Dick, it just makes it that much more humorous!)
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Date: 3/31/2013 6:20:00 PM
Cecilia, I do not get a very pleasing picture of Dick. At first when I read this, I thought you were referring to Dick's "club" as it were, but then I realized you were actually referring to "the" club and it made perfect sense. I guess I am one sick puppy. But at least I can laugh about it. This is actually very funny. Very funny!
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Date: 3/30/2013 3:35:00 PM
I enjoyed your verse this afternoon, Happy Easter weekend. [I think Dick knew the Bubba LOL]Light & Love
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Date: 3/30/2013 3:03:00 PM
Smiling !! Such a cute limerick !!
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Date: 3/29/2013 8:59:00 PM
very nice limerick wishes
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