Destroyer Vs James - 3

DESTROYER vs' GARETH # 3

You hit me a bit on the 3rd round
I'm not easy to knock on the ground
Literarily I'm still on my feet
In poetry, there are no side effects
Still your words have no sound

I came out of nowhere, like a threat
Your mind blew a cold sweat
Like a cigarette, I smoked you:-(
I made you sit on your poo
You don't have what it takes for Russian Roulette:-(

I put your file in a shame book
Stuck you in a cell hole, like a crook
My identity I give it a twirl
My only pearls  found in a Play Girl
Between my legs, take one last look:-) 

Gareth, permission to call a lawyer
Surrender your pen, to the destroyer
Apparently this you did not enjoy
Sentence of community service, WATERBOY!!
Under the supervision, "I am your new employer."

You had your head start
You miss like a blind dart
Now you called the last stop
Unfortunate I'm on top
Vultures devouring sweet flesh, 
spit your words out like a fart.

On your second round, cutting you slack.
Are you done with the Anxiety attack:-(
A fountain pen, paper, packed by your Mother.
She threw them out by the gutter.
Mr James, time is up, hit the road, Jack.

The POETRY DESTROYER,
just struck back.

NOTE: (-: fun.:-)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/16/2021 11:01:00 PM
JUST SUPERB PENNING
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Date: 6/22/2015 5:03:00 PM
Slamming in Limerick form is all new to me:) Never heard of James Gareth, but at least thanks to him you produced a very entertaining write. Hugs // paul
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Date: 1/15/2015 2:03:00 PM
PD, I loved this. LOL Thanks for the giggle. *S* Cynthia
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Date: 1/25/2014 7:00:00 PM
You are true to your name PD...love this slam
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Date: 12/12/2013 7:54:00 PM
them were the days :)
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Date: 4/22/2013 10:13:00 PM
Hahahahaah LOVE the ending. :) Great work. I'm sure others were greatly entertained as well. Always, Laura
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Date: 3/3/2013 12:24:00 PM
Dear Linda, Sorry I have a new mini computer with a finger touch mouse sometimes I don't touch enough or I touch it to hard. Anyway a great Limerick come back. I may have another comment after I read James' responses to all rounds YOUR still winning to my way of reading LOVE YOU ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Eternal Liege...Harry
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Date: 12/14/2012 9:07:00 AM
guess you are the winner. Linda, looking at this from today, no sign of gj here on soup, but he gave you a run for money, wow what a creature you are... so beautiful, so smart, and very hard to handle, in my younger years, i'd would have talen you on Texan Lady, and won, but the ending would have been pure bliss.....
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Date: 8/28/2012 12:12:00 PM
LOL, enjoyed this fun write, PD. We're all good here, thanks. How are you? And your mom? Hope she's improved
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Date: 7/25/2011 7:47:00 PM
heh.. a mighty force for sure! This is the first of your poems I've read, and it's consistent with what I expected from your handle... FIESTY!
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Date: 6/19/2010 5:56:00 PM
Good one- TAG, you're it!
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Date: 6/11/2010 7:40:00 AM
A critical slap in da face-U used the M word!!! Gawlly - I believe you won though lol-PS pd- how the hell am I guna finish me dragon poem if the contest is nevernever judged?
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Date: 4/27/2010 3:40:00 PM
ummmmm, I wouldn't mind a battle sometime Mr. Destroyer?
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Date: 4/14/2010 5:38:00 PM
LOL I can just see you proforming this! wild thing! Light & Love
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Date: 4/10/2010 1:13:00 PM
i like her comment . badass
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Date: 4/7/2010 1:23:00 PM
ya'll are bad, :)
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Date: 3/31/2010 5:06:00 PM
You fought the good fight, I commend your battle- but like a good knight, he's still in his saddle!
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Date: 3/30/2010 8:45:00 PM
ohh that's a definite winner loved it... how in the world could you come up with this stuff, crazy awesome... well from the looks of it you knocked him down p.d.... loved it... this is real exciting to read
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Date: 3/30/2010 3:35:00 PM
Thanks for the comments on my write called "Matador De Toros" means young or juvenile bullfighter or slayer...Metaphoric language or comparison to a young man(lover) to the older man who has stood the test of time....Interesting write above...Are you and James in some kind of contest or warfare....Sara
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Date: 3/30/2010 1:26:00 PM
I don't know who will win PD, as i'm unaware what favours your doing for others???!!! :-) Maybe i need to do some extra office hours???!!! Anyway enough flirting, have a look, i've set up a blog. See you at sudden death! (Not a litteral term!)
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Date: 3/30/2010 10:57:00 AM
(: hm i like this, some of the lines were kinda like, "whatt" lol but not bad, lets see if James goes for round four? haha this battel is interesting.
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Date: 3/30/2010 10:36:00 AM
Always a pleasure to read PD. Thank you for sharing. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/30/2010 9:29:00 AM
Awesome slam PD - I am enjoying this battle a bit too much lol - Lots of great lines like "Like a cigerette I smoke you" and "packed by your Mother" - Love so much - Keep them coming PD - Your a legend -:)
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Date: 3/30/2010 5:06:00 AM
I will comment again this was so awesome...Perfect 10 for the Destroyer.
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Date: 3/30/2010 5:03:00 AM
You really slamed him on this one . I love the second and third Limerick. I also like the bang at the end. Good job. I like them set of pearls.
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