Despising and Admiring
If you walked into a room, they would ask “Who farted”?
If your IQ was fifty points higher, you would be considered retarded.
You received failing grades from the college of hard knocks.
Do you pick your wardrobe out of a Goodwill box?
They use pictures of your face to promote birth control.
If you dug underground, you would be mistaken for a mole.
Please try to remember while you remain alive.
The sum total of two and two does not equal five.
The day you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
For a better example of a loser, there isn’t any other.
Many soupers on this site think you have great writing ability.
I always look forward to reading and commenting on your poetry.
You are one of the most pleasant women around here.
Everything about you reminds me of a sunny day that’s clear.
Did anybody ever say you were the personification of a rose?
My admiration for you is something that grows.
Followers in an auditorium would fill seats in many rows.
I’ll bet your husband was so glad you were the one he chose.
Very attractive I find your good looks and smile.
Being with you would be a good time all the while.
For Vie’s Contest August 17, 2012
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2012
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