Roy Pett Poet Limerick

Desperation

Roy was so desperate for the loo
on verge of trousers getting wet through
without thought he did rush
relieved behind a bush
Being watched by a feature film crew.

So embarrassed by what they did clock
this worried him having this small shock
Was seen having a pee
Not sure what they did see 
Roy's not the biggest bloke on the block.

don't you worry said the director 
what our lady saw didn't affect her
made her face red with blush
you peeing behind bush
you are in our film dirt collector.

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Jan Allison May 10, 2017 at 7:22 AM Fab fun string of limericks:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison May 12, 2017 at 4:06 AM I'm no expert lol:-) I just love writing the form and have learned so much from others on PS:-) Hugs Jan xx Roy Pett May 10, 2017 at 3:39 PM Thanks Jan, it's a honour to get such a wonderful comment from an expert of the Limerick form, over the moon. :)))

Joseph Soper May 10, 2017 at 5:53 AM Very funny... enjoyed the read Roy... Roy Pett May 10, 2017 at 3:41 PM Thank you very much Joseph for your very kind comment, really appreciated. :))