Designation Designer

Good morning you good people Welcome to Designer School Where we carefully teach you How to manipulate life’s fools. Following the success of Jeans with Designer Holes Our next project will be Shoes with porous soles. So the water seeps in So the feet don’t sweat, Only disadvantage being Feet get cold and wet. We are, naturally, Working on that Waterproof socks For the silly prat Who, with fashion Well and truly to the fore, Doesn’t bother to buy Waterproof shoes anymore. They’re not in fashion They’re not in style And wet feet warm up After just a little while. You are the Designer Trained to mix it Doesn’t really matter if In doing so you unfix it. A frock is just a tube With holes in correct locations But billions has been earned by Making the slightest variations. A little bit of cheek Is all it takes And a catwalk of models As thin as garden rakes You will find it easier With every further attempt To treat the gullible public With disdain and contempt. Just remember dear designer That age old rhyme About fooling most people For most of the time. If you still don’t believe that Take heart from the story Of poverty stricken people Going out and voting Tory.