Dermawhatologist

She walked in the door like an Amazon Woman Let me introduce myself I'm____________ I've been doing this for thirty years She was pale as death warmed over with red hair But flawless porcelain skin that had never seen the sun Well let me take a look ...yep Here's one of those pre-canerous lesions...nope make that two Then she draws out her equipment ..a bazooka flame thrower There's no need to numb these up I'll just zap them Then she turns on her benson burner and goes hold still...hold still.. I'll never get it burned off if you move away.. They must have just released her from some mental hospital Where she was on the ward for mentally sadistic disturbed patients Well at least I learned one thing...maybe two One..never trust a woman with liquid nitrogen in a blow torch Then she said to me you are of Scandanavain decent.. Strange place to learn of where one's ancestors came from..huh.