Tim Ryerson Poet Light Verse

December - Cwistmas Dinner At the Fudds

Hewwo and Mewwy Cwistmas dearwest Bugsy!
Season's gweetings to you Daffy D!
So gwad you fwew out this way
Bwess my bones, if it ain't Wosemite Sam!
(Pweeze weave your shotgun in the guest womb)
Good gwacious, it's my owed fwiend Porky!
Petunia! You wook absowootly wavishing
Come in and rewax; take a woad off your...

Anyway, the hog is woasting on the wotisser...
I mean the boid is bwowning in the ov...
Wabbit stew is simmerwing on the sto...
Uh, Bugs, Dere's cwunchy cawwots in the pantwee
Daffy, I beweave there's fwesh fwog in the fwidge
Porky, I frew out some weft-overs wast week
Wet me wun out back and check...
And Sammy, twy not to shoot out the wights...

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Dr.Ram Mehta January 4, 2014 at 10:44 PM Enjoyed your write on Christmas and congratulations on the win, Tim

Joyce Johnson January 4, 2014 at 10:26 PM Cleverly done Tim. I enjoyed. Congratulations. Love, Joyce

Poet Destroyer A January 4, 2014 at 9:16 PM Tim, .. Thank you for the lovely poem. Congratulations, and thank you for supporting my contest... Always & forever <3<3<3 LINDA

Carol Eastman January 1, 2013 at 11:53 AM You are one of the most origional poets here... Congrats on the win... It was perfect...

Sara Kendrick December 24, 2012 at 5:25 PM Congrats on your winning work..Sara

Poet Destroyer A December 24, 2012 at 5:22 AM Good morning, Tim,, A nice warm congratulations for the very nice win in Francine's "Christmas Dinner with Humor" Wishing you the best holidays to come. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Love~LINDA

Gwendolen Song December 22, 2012 at 11:37 AM Hee hee hawwww! and the special spelling of Francine is delightful too!! Great Gatsby, this is fun! Congrats, Tim! Merry Christmas to u! gwendolen

Andrea Dietrich December 21, 2012 at 4:57 PM hahaha, this is REALLY clever. I just love how you made it a cartoon dinner. The great job with the "porky speak" I bet our poet friends from other countries won't be able to get what this says but I hope they can enjoy the funny sound of it. BIG congrats. Very well deserved win.

Dustin Self December 21, 2012 at 2:52 PM Great job Tim! Elmer Fudd rocks!

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl December 21, 2012 at 10:39 AM Big congratulations Tim, a good job it's you I never liked Elmur Fudd, a superb win xx

Joyce Johnson December 20, 2012 at 7:33 PM A funny take on the contest. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

Francine Roberts December 20, 2012 at 6:28 PM congrats on your fifth place win Tim, I love your Fudd poems

Carrie Richards December 10, 2012 at 3:57 PM As a huge fan of Bugs/Porky/Daffy/Sylvester and all the Looney Tunes gang...you've made me want to be invited to dinner!! How fun would that be, minus a few bumps bruises and explosions!!

Kathryn Collins December 8, 2012 at 8:05 AM ha ha ha ha! I taught I thaw Sylwesta.

Anne-Lise Andresen December 5, 2012 at 2:56 AM Christmas cheer ..... good food with family and friends. - :) :) :) Really well written, Tim! - Luck in contest! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)