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God is dead ... but I’m here for an argument that will cost you 30 pieces of silver he paid for it already that was a loan let’s turn the table will you throw in Mary for free she’s not for sale but virgins in heaven sheep cannot fly that is a myth it’s a completely different premise it’s usury every sperm is sacred let’s call it a tie we haven’t started yet I am the milkman seducer ... coconuts clapping ... you are the icicle repair man fake news spam with spam and spam look at the bright side of life not the comfy chair again I’ll slap you with a fish I want a dead parrot the parrot is dead time’s up for the argument no it’s not over until God isn’t dead upper class twit of the year inbred extortion where is the cross it’s an image his son’s a carpenter he was a lumberjack jackass propaganda I’m here for an argument not for a lecture wrong desk that is next door this is the indoctrination department God cheated With whom illegitimacy no with the shepherds I’m leaving door is closed you have not paid interest I’d rather go to hell you just did Spanish inquisition is finished I’ll visit Blackadder Bloody Python that’s an insult God has his limits he died for you ungrateful bastard no he didn’t that is my point pointless blasphemy I want my money back with interest no you do not you gotta have faith ... 21st May 2020

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Date: 5/30/2020 7:29:00 PM
Are you a plagiarist? No i'M a copy cat. Can copycats be plagiarist? Had some fun reading this one and realized that every line was stolen...well not stolen but inadvertently illegally purloined
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Date: 5/30/2020 1:26:00 PM
Kai, this poem turned me into a newt! Great take on the "Argument Clinic", one of my favorite Python sketches. You included so many of their works in this argument, I'm sure you had as much fun writing it as I did reading it. Congrats on your win in the contest! Now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode...
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Date: 5/30/2020 12:17:00 PM
It is always a depth of multiple facets that your words portray and a lot to think upon with your intellect, wit and humour at a few places. Blessed to keep reading from you. Congratulations on your win Kai :)
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