Debating Pythons

God is dead ...

	but I’m here for an argument

that will cost you 30 pieces of silver

	he paid for it already

that was a loan

	let’s turn the table

	will you throw in Mary for free

she’s not for sale

	but virgins in heaven

sheep cannot fly

        that is a myth

it’s a completely different premise

	it’s usury

every sperm is sacred

let’s call it a tie

	we haven’t started yet

	I am the milkman seducer

... coconuts clapping ...

you are the icicle repair man

	fake news spam with spam and spam

look at the bright side of life

	not the comfy chair again

I’ll slap you with a fish

	I want a dead parrot

the parrot is dead

time’s up for the argument

	no it’s not over until God isn’t dead

upper class twit of the year

	inbred extortion where is the cross

it’s an image his son’s a carpenter

	he was a lumberjack

jackass propaganda

	I’m here for an argument not for a lecture

wrong desk that is next door

this is the indoctrination department

	God cheated

With whom

	illegitimacy

no with the shepherds

	I’m leaving

door is closed you have not paid interest

	I’d rather go to hell

you just did Spanish inquisition is finished

	I’ll visit Blackadder

	Bloody Python

that’s an insult God has his limits

he died for you ungrateful bastard

	no he didn’t that is my point

pointless blasphemy

	I want my money back with interest

no you do not you gotta have faith ...


21st May 2020
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 5/30/2020 7:29:00 PM
Are you a plagiarist? No i'M a copy cat. Can copycats be plagiarist? Had some fun reading this one and realized that every line was stolen...well not stolen but inadvertently illegally purloined
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Date: 5/30/2020 1:26:00 PM
Kai, this poem turned me into a newt! Great take on the "Argument Clinic", one of my favorite Python sketches. You included so many of their works in this argument, I'm sure you had as much fun writing it as I did reading it. Congrats on your win in the contest! Now, it's time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode...
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Date: 5/30/2020 12:17:00 PM
It is always a depth of multiple facets that your words portray and a lot to think upon with your intellect, wit and humour at a few places. Blessed to keep reading from you. Congratulations on your win Kai :)
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