Death of a Stapler

Your metal head has a mind of its own When laptop chase rushes to meet deadline, Pointed teeth decide to clump together Jamming the bar with those sharp incisors; My bones whacking the ledge, in high-scale of rage. Braces still grip in clusters .... don’t have time Loosening that clipped mouth, I must dare Slam the base with a hammer without warning, Yet you retaliate by cutting my neat thumb: I'll wreck you in the hazardous bin, darn stapler! It's time for hilarious poetries Contest of Jamie Pan

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 12/6/2013 8:57:00 PM
The postman always rings twice...soup mail...
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Nette Onclaud
Date: 12/11/2013 6:18:00 PM
got it!..:)
Date: 12/4/2013 1:17:00 PM
Super-duper-soupy-soup mail...
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 12/4/2013 1:20:00 PM
You read it Yet, Nette? If not, no Sweat, Nette (I got more ya know)
Date: 12/3/2013 7:26:00 PM
I enjoyed reading this one again, I think it is really really good. Congratulations.
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Date: 12/3/2013 4:34:00 PM
good win Nette well done Shadow x smile hug
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Date: 12/3/2013 4:12:00 PM
Surprised to see this wasn't placed higher, Nette. You're are DEFINITELY one of a kind: Intelligence, talent and beauty, what a combination....
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Date: 12/3/2013 1:37:00 PM
Congratulations on your win nette xx
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Date: 12/3/2013 1:20:00 PM
congrats on your win nette
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Date: 11/28/2013 8:19:00 AM
Clever and so much fun!
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Date: 11/27/2013 10:31:00 PM
Much fun! Dear Nette! God Bless You! Jimbo
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Date: 11/27/2013 5:57:00 PM
Ouch, sounds painful but i enjoyed the write and glad you enjoy mine love always cheri
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Date: 11/27/2013 5:01:00 PM
I love your tongue in cheek humour here Nette most enjoyable poem ty Shadow x smile hug
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Date: 11/27/2013 2:06:00 PM
Interesting ordinary..Reads like winning material for the contest..Yes, "Who Let The Dogs Out" is a title to a song and a song..My dog doesn't know that though..She wanted to stay in and not experience rain, wind and cold..Your visit was delightful..Sara
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Date: 11/27/2013 12:01:00 PM
HAAAA! LOVE IT! =D This is the way it goes almost everyday in my office. This is why I use paper clips instead of staples. :)
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Date: 11/27/2013 8:25:00 AM
Oh mah hahaha! You can be soooo TWISTED!. This is the second time I have read this outrageously funny piece of insane hilarity, and it just gets better. This is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.Brilliant!
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Date: 11/27/2013 5:12:00 AM
Ha ha, you floor me my friend1 You certainly know how to take something ordinary and make it extraordinary by your awesome words here! Ah this line got me, "To unfasten those molars from a tangled bind" that is an incredible line there, I love it! You bring me tears of laughter with this delightful poem this morning! What a fantastic piece my friend, such an awesome poem, Great Work!!
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Date: 11/27/2013 4:45:00 AM
Please stop Nette, my tummy muscles are hurting! The next to last line in the last verse absolutely floored me... I got even recently, slammed that little SOB on the floor and of course, there was no replacement so I had to run down to Office Depot and then (see above) - Tim
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Date: 11/27/2013 4:18:00 AM
Hello dear poet ! For me Nette, this write of yours, hits the ol' panic button for me ! *smiles*. Staplers and Scotch tape can be a nightmare ! LOL Great write ! Have a fantastic Thanksgiving my friend ! I do miss being here with you all here on the Soup....have a safe day Nette....Much love, james
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Date: 11/27/2013 3:47:00 AM
- Can see you .... and I will smile :)) - Unique written - Wish the best of luck in the contest, Nette. - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 11/27/2013 3:31:00 AM
I have had wars with that tool just like you. Fact is, there are 3 on stock in case my stapler gets out of mood. Entertaining my day with your crisp, engaging poem, Nette. Hah, incisors-- imaginative wordplay! Top-rate!
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