Dear Stink Bug.!

Yu march across the table, so tall, so proud. Acting as if yu have a voice booming loud. But yu have no power! Your a bug can't yu see? Your tiny and scrawny to which most ppl wud agree. Yur so brave, so free, kinda funny really. Here comes the squish of a shoe as i franticly try to be rid of yu. One hit, now yur dead. Yur smaller and squished, blood en guts smeared around yu. Yur legs have gone a miss. Yur corpse jus lay there, lifeless and dead. Yu shudnt have marched tall and proud, yur no more than a bother. Yu didn't possibly have power yur a bug dnt yu see? If yu had been smart, yu wudnt have challeneged me. (sry I got lazy with my typing...)