Dead Ass Dumb Ass Sorry Ass Fat Ass

Dead Ass Dumb Ass Sorry Ass Fat Ass David J Walker The asinine claims On this ass of mine Remains a Mystery to me Though perpetually covered It’s plain to see It’s there Get off yer Dead Ass He yelled at me as I was About to flee with My dead ass dragging behind But Noooo He reminds me to Get yer ass over here As if I were free to send it Without the rest of me The gripes and snipes that my Ass Was all that was required So While I was up to my ass In alligators A magnet Meme on the Refrigerator reminded me That Life Is all about Ass Either • Kissing or • Kicking or • Busting or • Dragging or • Getting • Or Forgetting and or Or you might be laughing It off Or It can be both Smart or dumb according to The tenor of the preacher of Ass-Lectoring All at the same time I’ve learned a few things about Ass Like You can smell like You can Sound like You can Look like You can Be like Or Treat like Or Bray like Or Say like You can Play like That It’s alright to put all that on your sorry ass