Dave Crandall - Third Party Perspective

Dave Crandall is a fella who is always in tune. Don't believe it when they say he's crazy as a loon. He's a vegetarian, so you might not relate to the curious items that you find on his plate.  He loves to solve mind-bending math puzzles just for fun, and whether you like it or not, he'll surely ask you one. He's got the sense of a blow-up animal balloon. His favorite thing to watch is a Betty Boop cartoon. He likes black and white movies from nineteen thirty-nine, and folk songs from sixty-two, like "kisses, sweeter than wine." While these anomalies, you might not think are so great, I think you will agree, he should gain a little weight.