Robert A. Dufresne Poet Light Verse

Daring Denim

Awe but man! She is a looker!
Don’t know if she’s someone’s honey,
Or a chargin’ hooker.

She’s struttin’ her stuff down town in her Lees,
jeans so tight, 
they’ve locked her knees..

Must be wearin’ all that makeup just to hide the pain,
a price she pays for the attention gain..
Three inch spikes and hopin’ she don’t slip,
Cause them blue jeans just bound to rip!

Squeezing into them must have been a trick,
Now to peel and pry them off,
She’ll have to use a stick…

Sure got  this fellow to lookin’! Can’t say that I ain’t !
Wow! Is there such a thing as denim colored paint?!!

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Elizabeth Wesley June 10, 2012 at 9:40 PM What we used to do was lie on the bed and use pliers to pull the zipper up and voila! You never fail to give me something great to read Robert, enjoyed the struggle, you seem to have some insight into the problem! Haha

Lee Ramage July 25, 2011 at 11:52 PM Now that's funny! great poem. Enjoyed the night reading all your library... very touching and some very funny. great work. Lee

Vince Suzadail Jr. June 26, 2011 at 4:05 PM I'm still wondering how they get that size 12 butt into those size 8 jeans. I love sightseeing. Vince

Doris Culverhouse June 24, 2011 at 6:07 AM I saw an ad with painted on jeans, literally. Is that where you saw this? Good one, enjoyed today.

Sara Kendrick June 16, 2011 at 5:29 PM Imaginative work..Congrats..Sara

David Williams June 15, 2011 at 11:31 PM well done with this poem in the contest Robert, i like the idea of denim coloured paint. thanks for your kind words David

Gautami Phookan June 15, 2011 at 1:08 PM Congrats Robert on your win in the contest with this very witty write..gautami

Carol Sunshine Brown June 15, 2011 at 10:21 AM Congratulations on your win in Nette's "Jeans" contest Robert. Love, Carol

Carolyn Devonshire June 15, 2011 at 10:01 AM Congratulations, Rob. I think this poem is awesome. Love, Carolyn

Dr.Ram Mehta June 15, 2011 at 6:38 AM My congratulations on the win in the contest of nette, Robert

Kash Poet June 15, 2011 at 12:19 AM Nice funny poem...Congrats Robert on your win.

Joyce Johnson June 14, 2011 at 10:42 PM Maybe so Robert. Very funny and congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

Andrea Dietrich June 14, 2011 at 9:42 PM hahaha, this one is DANG good, Robert. Congrats on the winner's list.

Linda-Marie Sweetheart June 14, 2011 at 8:37 PM Congrats Robert on your super win in the jeans contest with this perfect entry luv..

Zzzzz Zzzzz June 13, 2011 at 6:08 AM Ha-ha! Yes, there is denim colored paint! I've occasionally seen people paint themselves and then go out in the nude, just for a dare! A well-penned piece, which hits the funny bone! Looks like a good contender in the contest! Regards, Robert.

Edwin Baldwin June 12, 2011 at 11:28 AM I enjoyed the read, very funny, thanks for sharing. I wonder if she asked " Do I look fat in these jeans?"

Carolyn Devonshire June 11, 2011 at 10:18 AM Rob, the V-8 works for many people and it is a good source of nutrients. 19 pounds in six weeks is nothing to sneeze at, but if I did sneeze, I might burst the seams of the jeans. LOL Thanks for your comment. I'm glad there's another V-Eighter here! Love, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire June 10, 2011 at 2:18 PM LOL If there is denim-colored paint, this hooker/looker is wearing it, Rob. Very witty poem for Nette's contest. Wishing you success! Love, Carolyn

James Foulk June 10, 2011 at 11:45 AM a great piece you wrote, brought a smile. thank you for commenting on The Old School Yard.

Wilma Neels June 10, 2011 at 9:44 AM Robert, now you tell me where I can get a pair of daring denim? Hehe, love this, enjoyed the wit and humor ;) love Wilma

Dr.Ram Mehta June 10, 2011 at 7:10 AM Enjoyed the humor and wit in the verse, Robert

Carol Sunshine Brown June 10, 2011 at 5:48 AM Wishing you a wonderful day and weekend too. I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning. I hope your weekend is filled with love and joy and you find your soul filled with inspiration Robert. Love, Carol

Don Johnson June 9, 2011 at 9:46 PM Reminds me of the sixties with the skin tight clothes....but then came the 80s n baggy ass the go... Great verse perhaps you could skin her of the jeans:) on ya Don , ps we get brownies in the bed even in town sometimes...

Linda-Marie Sweetheart June 9, 2011 at 8:12 PM Robert what a creative writer for the denim contest.. extraordinary as u take the reader to several different avenues all enjoyable my friend.. excellent entry ..good luck.. luv..

Caryl Muzzey June 9, 2011 at 7:28 PM A wonderful write but must say I'v seen tight ones on guys too. No pain no gain! A great entry for the contest. Best to you~ Caryl

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