Daring Denim

Awe but man! She is a looker!
Don’t know if she’s someone’s honey,
Or a chargin’ hooker.

She’s struttin’ her stuff down town in her Lees,
jeans so tight, 
they’ve locked her knees..

Must be wearin’ all that makeup just to hide the pain,
a price she pays for the attention gain..
Three inch spikes and hopin’ she don’t slip,
Cause them blue jeans just bound to rip!

Squeezing into them must have been a trick,
Now to peel and pry them off,
She’ll have to use a stick…

Sure got  this fellow to lookin’! Can’t say that I ain’t !
Wow! Is there such a thing as denim colored paint?!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 6/10/2012 9:40:00 PM
What we used to do was lie on the bed and use pliers to pull the zipper up and voila! You never fail to give me something great to read Robert, enjoyed the struggle, you seem to have some insight into the problem! Haha
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Date: 7/25/2011 11:52:00 PM
Now that's funny! great poem. Enjoyed the night reading all your library... very touching and some very funny. great work. Lee
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Date: 6/26/2011 4:05:00 PM
I'm still wondering how they get that size 12 butt into those size 8 jeans. I love sightseeing. Vince
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Date: 6/24/2011 6:07:00 AM
I saw an ad with painted on jeans, literally. Is that where you saw this? Good one, enjoyed today.
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Date: 6/16/2011 5:29:00 PM
Imaginative work..Congrats..Sara
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Date: 6/15/2011 11:31:00 PM
well done with this poem in the contest Robert, i like the idea of denim coloured paint. thanks for your kind words David
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Date: 6/15/2011 1:08:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your win in the contest with this very witty write..gautami
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Date: 6/15/2011 10:21:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Nette's "Jeans" contest Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/15/2011 10:01:00 AM
Congratulations, Rob. I think this poem is awesome. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/15/2011 6:38:00 AM
My congratulations on the win in the contest of nette, Robert
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Date: 6/15/2011 12:19:00 AM
Nice funny poem...Congrats Robert on your win.
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Date: 6/14/2011 10:42:00 PM
Maybe so Robert. Very funny and congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/14/2011 9:42:00 PM
hahaha, this one is DANG good, Robert. Congrats on the winner's list.
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Date: 6/14/2011 8:37:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your super win in the jeans contest with this perfect entry luv..
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Date: 6/13/2011 6:08:00 AM
Ha-ha! Yes, there is denim colored paint! I've occasionally seen people paint themselves and then go out in the nude, just for a dare! A well-penned piece, which hits the funny bone! Looks like a good contender in the contest! Regards, Robert.
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Date: 6/12/2011 11:28:00 AM
I enjoyed the read, very funny, thanks for sharing. I wonder if she asked " Do I look fat in these jeans?"
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Date: 6/11/2011 10:18:00 AM
Rob, the V-8 works for many people and it is a good source of nutrients. 19 pounds in six weeks is nothing to sneeze at, but if I did sneeze, I might burst the seams of the jeans. LOL Thanks for your comment. I'm glad there's another V-Eighter here! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/10/2011 2:18:00 PM
LOL If there is denim-colored paint, this hooker/looker is wearing it, Rob. Very witty poem for Nette's contest. Wishing you success! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/10/2011 11:45:00 AM
a great piece you wrote, brought a smile. thank you for commenting on The Old School Yard.
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Date: 6/10/2011 9:44:00 AM
Robert, now you tell me where I can get a pair of daring denim? Hehe, love this, enjoyed the wit and humor ;) love Wilma
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Date: 6/10/2011 7:10:00 AM
Enjoyed the humor and wit in the verse, Robert
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Date: 6/10/2011 5:48:00 AM
Wishing you a wonderful day and weekend too. I enjoyed reading your poetry this morning. I hope your weekend is filled with love and joy and you find your soul filled with inspiration Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/9/2011 9:46:00 PM
Reminds me of the sixties with the skin tight clothes....but then came the 80s n baggy ass the go... Great verse perhaps you could skin her of the jeans:) on ya Don , ps we get brownies in the bed even in town sometimes...
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Date: 6/9/2011 8:12:00 PM
Robert what a creative writer for the denim contest.. extraordinary as u take the reader to several different avenues all enjoyable my friend.. excellent entry ..good luck.. luv..
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Date: 6/9/2011 7:28:00 PM
A wonderful write but must say I'v seen tight ones on guys too. No pain no gain! A great entry for the contest. Best to you~ Caryl
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