Daily Rhymes

I'm just going to give you some of my daily rhymes I'd like to welcome you to my crazy mind A place where no one is safe, because my sanity left I've never been in it, so how can I manage it best? I'm not stressed about that girl that didn't send a text to me Ellen DeGeneres is now straight and wants to be in bed next to me She'll tell you all about our secret affair on her next show Okay that was a lie, She said she wants to keep it on the low I don't know what I'm saying, I'm just rhyming words without logic I'm just making fun of celebrities because I don't have a topic They're not going to like this poem, I don't mind because I didn't write this poem for it to be liked This is my 57th poem today, and my last one of the night I'm just writing it to release a lot of crazy thoughts that normal people don't have I'm letting go of the insanity that a therapist would love to grab If me and Rihanna had a date today We'd go to McDonald's and I'd make her pay When she goes to leave, I'll go, Wait, please stay Then we'd go back to hers and I'd get her to do the Carlton dance I'm just kidding I know I don't have a chance If I actually knew Rihanna, I'd be getting rejected by her as we speak Me and Ellen never really dated, I feel the need to clear it up, because of the stuff I see people believe Anyone reading this will be thinking, what made this guy write this down? I just wanted to say some nonsense and and post it out I told you I have a crazy mind This was a poem combined of my throwaway lyrics and daily rhymes