Dad jokes
What is brown and sticky and could have a tickity tick
There are a lot of possibilities, but I believe it is a "Stick"
Let me tell you about the rumor I heard of- about butter
Oh, never mind I shouldn't be "Spreading it"
If by chance you see a bee- don't swat it and don't run
Just look at it- because seeing is "Bee leaving"
Last night a buddy of mine ate a live frog
Sorry to say- last night he "Croaked"
I bet some sucker a fin that I could make a tissue dance
I won...I put a little "Boogie" in it!
Ya know, a car is not a car when it "Turns into" a parking lot
The boy wall and the girl wall decide where to meet...
they finally decided to meet at the "Corner"
There was no chemistry though- there was no "Reaction" from either of them
My kitten taught me how to make an eggroll- she pushed it
I really never been a fan of facial hair, but ya know...
I think it's starting to grow on me.
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