Cuckoo Prank

Tradition held sway and little Jesus emerged from the cellar

It had been cold and dusty next to coal and a pile of potatoes

There was no water all year and wine bottles were corked up

For the joy of Christmas celebrations and the feast of the Saviour

He had not seen the light of the day for so long and he longed

For centre stage once again like an angel in lonely retirement

‘Yes’ he shouted ‘this is my nest’ as he emerged with the manger


Tinsel hung on the tree and the ornaments adorned his rebirth

‘Don’t know how Santa Claus avoids the flames but this is my show’

Out of the sheltering wrapper he came and looked at the scene

Three kings gifted the fragrance of perfume and mulled beverage

Children’s eyes glowed liked great balls of fire in anticipation

Of peace love kindness and compassion to emerge with all kin

Even the family cat would not be scolded if she ascended the twigs


The little result of virgin conception could not quite understand

Why he had been confined in his under-croft vault for so long

Was he not the glorious bearer of good tidings not just for a day

Maybe they might feed him a few gingerbread biscuits or a cuppa

And he would make a speech about halting feuds and conflicts

As well as not to feather one’s nest with neighbour’s belongings

But just as he was ready to jump into the cradle he noticed that


His place had been taken by Pinocchio with a broken off nose


30th November
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Woodrow Avatar
December 9, 2019 at 3:51 PM
LOL! this is genius in its delivery ... love it :)
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace