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Have you ever needed to go so bad That your eyeballs start to cross Your back teeth began to float around You're memory's a total loss It happens to us chappies quite a lot It's the way we usually react When downing a dozen cold ones Too blitzed for making tracks We put it off till we almost burst Afraid to make sudden moves But finally, we chance it and off we go We're sure glad to get to the loo Then back we go to drink some more Eyes are no longer aligned We end up at somebody else's table With a different bunch of asinines We keep on drinking a few more hours Till we've all had a boatload too much They kick us out about three A.M. Babbling in what could have been Dutch!

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Date: 10/5/2018 5:16:00 AM
That 4th verse had me chuckling...lol!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/5/2018 5:53:00 AM
I'm a non-drinker so I'm just assuming that's what it would be like! Never understood it!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 10/4/2018 10:12:00 AM
Wild days eh Jack,. Who hasn't been there.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/4/2018 10:28:00 AM
Not many... oh to be young and foolish!!!!
Date: 10/4/2018 8:15:00 AM
Lol! I hava saying, "the bladder is not a muscle" (it's a bag) that and one for the bar, "I have a 341ml bladder" ya know, after the seal has been broken ;p HUGSIES!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/4/2018 8:21:00 AM
LOL Never touch the stuff myself!!! Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX

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