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Crazy Maize

A woman who works shucking corn Tells jokes that are Iowan born Just lend her an ear And you're bound to hear How colonels can milk a French horn

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Date: 7/3/2022 1:46:00 PM

Soiunds unlikely! LOL! Funny, Rico. Janice

Date: 7/2/2022 4:58:00 PM

I love this one Rico. Thank you for the cheer! Blessings xxoo

Date: 7/2/2022 4:28:00 PM

Now that's some corn ho-lio! N-Yuk! I love your bawdy limericks; I learn something new every time!

Date: 7/2/2022 10:01:00 AM

GREAT job. Love it being about Iowans, my home state. Hmm, curious you did not stick porn into this for a rhyme!

Date: 7/2/2022 2:00:00 AM

Lol, milk a French horn oh laa laa. Greetings from. Turk I eeeee.. Tom

Date: 7/1/2022 9:42:00 PM

"Milk a French horn''..... What's that??? Quite interesting... :)

Date: 7/1/2022 12:17:00 PM

Cute Rico!

Date: 7/1/2022 12:02:00 PM

I'm not sure I get it, Rico, but sometimes I'm slow on the draw. Your limericks are hilarious!

Rico Leffanta
Date: 7/1/2022 2:41:00 PM

Spellcheck "kernels"? (Maize is what the Brits call "corn") Aloha!

Date: 7/1/2022 11:27:00 AM

Good one, Rico! Love the “lend an ear” line…