Count 'Em !

Sixty of ''em, count them! Sixty sets of three hundred sixty five. What happened? Since when? Goodness gracious sakes alive! Seems just a little while ago or then around, I didn't know which end was up! Some fellow flipped me upside down, and slapped my then tiny butt! It was pretty scary that birth, not so much as a " hello, how are ya?" Or even, "welcome to earth!" They shoved me into this aquarium for babies, or some weird thing like that, and I was surrounded by white dressed ladies, I remember one of them called me fat! Well excuse me! I grew up to be quite handsome.. and now ... now I'm turning back! Sixty sets of three sixty five on the shelf, Like the fellow says,.. "If I woulda known I would live this long, I woulda took better care of myself!